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"Aah! It's not hot!"

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Promo Data
[Der Master und der Taskmaster befinden sich in der Höhle des Dungeon of Doom.]

The Master: "Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone. [...] The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son."

The Taskmaster: "My father, I smell his presence also."

The Master: "I feeeeeel him."

[Ein verwirrter Hulk Hogan wird in die Höhle des Dungeon... gebeamt?... und muss sich erst einmal zurechtfinden]

Hulk Hogan: "Aaah. Uh. Where am I?... There's no Hulkamaniacs here. I've never been here before. [Hogan hält seine Hand unter eine Wasserfontäne und schreckt zurück] Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?"

The Master: "HOOOOOOOGAN!!!"

Hulk Hogan: "I know you. I know you too. You too are behind the demise of Hulkamania. I know about the Zodiac. I know about the dangerous Kamala. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Shark. But edged in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Hulkamania. And you too will be buried beaneath it."

The Taskmaster: "You don't understand, Hogan. This is where darkness dwells and lives. Nobody has ever been able to defeat the Immortal Hulk Hogan – except yourself. You see Hogan, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Yooooour demise is edged in stooooone.

[Taskmaster berührt mit seinem Stab eine Wand, aus der der Giant herausbricht und Hogan würgt]

CRUSH HULKAMANIA! A-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha!"

The Giant: "My power is a million times greater than the power of Hulkamania. I am the greatest giant to ever walk the face of the earth. And I am the one true immortal."

[Der Giant und der Taskmaster lachen gemeinsam]
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Valid votes: 25
Number of comments: 18
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Average rating: 6.24  [25]
Average rating in 2025: 7.67  [3]
Average rating in 2024: 5.00  [1]
Average rating in 2023: 7.00  [1]
Average rating in 2022: 4.00  [2]
Average rating in 2021: 8.50  [2]
Average rating in 2016: 9.00  [1]
Average rating in 2013: 10.00  [1]
Average rating in 2012: 10.00  [1]
Average rating in 2011: 10.00  [2]
Average rating in 2010: 0.00  [1]
Average rating in 2009: 5.00  [6]
Average rating in 2008: 4.25  [4]
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thenumbersdontlie wrote on 15.10.2025:
[10.0] "This is one of the most insane and unintentionally hilarious promos that I have ever seen. I know it's not "good", but I rate promos based on how much I enjoyed them and found them memorable."
MainEventMaster wrote on 15.12.2022:
[0.0] "I get why so many people rate this a 10, and yes, its so fucking funny, but bro, I just cant rate this as a joke, this is Hogans true vision of professional wrestling, and it is fucking horrible a disgrace to the industry. This should not be rated as high as it is, the rest of this is filler the rest of this is filler."
XXDoubleHHXX wrote on 31.12.2021:
[7.0] "I think Hogan went completely insane if he thought this was a good idea, I mean this just sad but very funny and entertaining. I honestly don't know how WCW survived this weird promo, this would be a bail in the coffin in today's wrestling but here it's just comedy."
JTI wrote on 29.09.2021:
[10.0] "I mean how can you not rate this a 10? This is such pure cheese that it would make even the most experienced French cheesemongers green with envy. The kind of cheesiness that could only come from the insane mind of Kevin Sullivan and Hulk Hogan's absolute lack of self-awareness. Why does he say "it's not hot"? Was it cold or just room-temperature? Maybe it was tepid or even lukewarm? Who knows? All we know is that for some reason Hulk Hogan thought the water was going to be hot and recoiled in shock when he realized it wasn't. It's absurdity on a level no human could possibly come up with intentionally. It's Neil Breen on acid. It's the love child of Tommy Wiseau and the guy that made Birdemic. The entire Dungeon of Doom storyline was such a fascinating display of hubris, incompetence, and corniness, and this promo was its peak. Truly a landmark promo in professional wrestling."
HeadCheese wrote on 17.05.2016:
[9.0] "Probably the cheesiest promo all time, it is totally insane int promo like a campy skit then segment but it's the best."