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"Aah! It's not hot!"


Promo Data
[Der Master und der Taskmaster befinden sich in der Höhle des Dungeon of Doom.]

The Master: "Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone. [...] The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son."

The Taskmaster: "My father, I smell his presence also."

The Master: "I feeeeeel him."

[Ein verwirrter Hulk Hogan wird in die Höhle des Dungeon... gebeamt?... und muss sich erst einmal zurechtfinden]

Hulk Hogan: "Aaah. Uh. Where am I?... There's no Hulkamaniacs here. I've never been here before. [Hogan hält seine Hand unter eine Wasserfontäne und schreckt zurück] Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?"

The Master: "HOOOOOOOGAN!!!"

Hulk Hogan: "I know you. I know you too. You too are behind the demise of Hulkamania. I know about the Zodiac. I know about the dangerous Kamala. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Shark. But edged in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Hulkamania. And you too will be buried beaneath it."

The Taskmaster: "You don't understand, Hogan. This is where darkness dwells and lives. Nobody has ever been able to defeat the Immortal Hulk Hogan – except yourself. You see Hogan, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Yooooour demise is edged in stooooone.

[Taskmaster berührt mit seinem Stab eine Wand, aus der der Giant herausbricht und Hogan würgt]

CRUSH HULKAMANIA! A-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha!"

The Giant: "My power is a million times greater than the power of Hulkamania. I am the greatest giant to ever walk the face of the earth. And I am the one true immortal."

[Der Giant und der Taskmaster lachen gemeinsam]
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