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Shawn Michaels: "Nobody knows Canada like I 'nose' Canada!" - After showing video footage of Shawn Michaels with a small part of the Canadian flag in his nose.

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Triple H: "After you get pricked by my cactus, I'll let you play with my PRARIE DOG!"

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Shawn Michaels: "Get the camera on that lady: she has DX written on her breasts. Now, I was wondering... could you give me 2 nipples for a dimes?" - Shawn Michaels, addressing the cameraman on an audience member who had "DX" written on her shirt.

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Shawn Michaels: "Get a look at that - THE TWO NEWEST MEMBERS OF D-GENERATION X!"
Triple H: "You know Shawn, if Chyna had a nipple for everytime someone said she was the breast looking woman here... she'd be a millionaire. But you know what, I think we'd have to change our name to... DOUBLE D-GENERATION X!" - Shawn & Triple H on the topic of Chyna's breast implants.

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Shawn Michaels: "You ain't got the official hello here from the World Wrestling Federation. So on behalf of the Clique, I would like to give you an offical 'hello' from The Clique."
Chyna and HHH proceed to give Michael Cole a wedgie.
Shawn Michaels: "Ohhh, I did'nt wanna say anything- but THAT my friends... IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK!"

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Triple H (After his & Shawn's European championship "match" acting all emotional): "Can I just say, that aside from my kid being born - Although I don't have one (Smugly) that I know of - this is the happiest moment of my life! Sarge, I DID IT!"
Shawn Michaels: "And you didn't need any help on this, Sarge, but we made an ass out of you, anyway! Merry Christmas!"
DX laughs at Sgt Slaughter

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Triple H: "Vince, as a member of the immediate family... and I know you can only have one question on your mind... Dad... And that is... not did we BUT how many times did we consummate the marriage!"
After Triple H revealed that he drugged Stephanie McMahon & married her in Vegas.

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Triple H: "Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies... this is a nice neighborhood!"

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Triple H: "What the hell kind of family did I marry into?"

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Triple H: "Are you ready? I SAID, ARE YOU READY?! Then, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions NOT watching at home... let's get ready to suck it!"
Variation of the "Are you ready?" speech used at house shows.

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At a WWE house show in a match vs. the Spirit Squad
Triple H: "GIMME A G!"
Crowd: "G!"
Triple H: "GIMME AN A!"
Crowd: "A!"
Triple H: "GIMME A Y!"
Crowd: "Y!"
Triple H: "What does that spell?"
Crowd: "GAY!!"
Triple H: (To the Spirit Squad) "That's you."
Crowd laughs hysterically as the Spirit Squad start fuming around their side of the ring.

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DX at ECW on SciFi
Shawn Michaels: "Do you think this is the right place?"
Triple H looks around to see an ECW crew member.
Triple H: "Bingo! This is it!"

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Outside of the Spirit Squad's locker room.
Triple H: "These guys are so gay."
Shawn smirks for just a moment. (pause)
Shawn Michaels: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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Shawn Michaels: "Were we really a ripoff of the nWo?"
Triple H: "Well, Shawn, I look at it like this; it's like some old man said... He who laughs last laughs best."
The both of them do an impersonation of Dr. Evil's laugh scene, then sigh contentedly.

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Shawn Michaels: "Now, Spirit Squad, I know what you're thinking, not that I've been a cheerleader, but still, I know what you're thinking. 5 on 2, you've got the odds stacked in your favor. Well, you seem to forget that you're not just facing any two ordinary WWE superstars, no no no... you're facing THE GAME, TRIPLE H, THE HEARTBREAK KID, SHAWN MICHAELS, D-GENERATION X!"

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After beating up the "Spirit Squad Midgets"
Triple H: "Now Shawn, I would imagine that this is your handiwork..."
Shawn Michaels: "Well, yeah... I thought... I thought it'd be funny."
Triple H: "Well, it was funny, but it came just a little 'short' for DX Standards. I know you've put a lot of thought into this, and I've thought about cheerleaders... I've been thinking about Cheerleaders all week."
Triple H proceeds to "touch himself", in which hints Shawn to put the blindfold on
Triple H: "Yeah Shawn, you better put the blindfold on... you see, my version is just a little bit different..."
At this moment, four female cheerleaders come out and sing a cheer for DX
DX Cheerleaders: "D-Generation X is here! Mr. McMahon should run with fear! What they will do, we do not know; We're here to just take off all our Clothes!; DX! DX! D-Generation X!"
Triple H: "Hey... you guys are the breast cheerleaders ever! Hey... are those underwire? It looks uncomfortable... feel free to take 'em off..."

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After beating up Johnny and Nicky
Triple H: "In case you girls have forgotten, WE are D-Generation X. At Vengeance, you're gonna get your asses handed to ya, DX style. But until then we've got just two words for ya."
The Midgets then reveal the words "SUCK IT" on their buttocks

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DX on Cryme Time
Triple H: "I don't understand a word of what they're saying!
Shawn Michaels: Just hold this! (hands him briefcase) Let me handle this - I speak jive."

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Takes place a week before the Survivor Series PPV

(After team DX comes out to talk to Team Rated RKO)
Shawn Michaels: "Let's go! Let's start the Royal Rumble right now!"
Crowd laughs; everyone else looks at Shawn
Fan: "That's in January!"
(Triple H whispers someting into Shawn's ear)
Shawn Michaels: "OK, that could work, too. Let's start Survivor Series now!"

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During Monday Night RAW (Survivor Series Participants Stand Off)
Triple H: "If there's one team who's ready to slug it out tonight, it's none other than Team D-Generation X. And we're gonna whip the asses of the other team right there (Pointing towards the Team of Rated RKO) together with the Village People!" (Referring to the other members of Team Rated RKO which were Johnny Nitro with Melina, Gregory Helms and Mike Knox)
Crowd burst into laughter

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After eliminating Mike Knox in the Survivor Series match
Shawn Michaels: "Who was that?"
Matt Hardy: "That was Mike Knox."
Shawn Michaels: "Who?"
Jeff Hardy: "That ECW guy."
Shawn Michaels: "He works here?"
Triple H: "Yeah, he's from ECW."
Shawn Michaels: "He was in the match up?"
Triple H: "Yeah, he was in the match up."
Matt Hardy: "He was, he's not anymore."
CM Punk: "Yeah."
Shawn Michaels: "Oh, so we're doing good now?"

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Triple H before singles match against Randy Orton with Edge as the special guest referee
Triple H : "Are you ready?... NO!! I said... ARE... YOU...!!!"
Hits Edge on the head with the microphone, followed by a Pedigree
Triple H: "I guess he wasn't ready! Get this crap out of my ring."

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To Dusty Rhodes and Arn Anderson
Shawn Michaels: "This is going to be an awesome party!! I've set up the ginger ale, soda, chips, dip, and, I wanted to save this for latter... (He looks around surreptitiously) but I brought a KARAOKE MACHINE!!!!!!!! This is gonna be awesome!!"
(Shawn walks away)
Triple H (Shakes head, then looks at Arn and Dusty): "Guys, I got two words for ya: Booze, and broads."
Ron Simmons walks up, and stands there for several seconds
Ron Simmons: "DAMN!"

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After DX won in a Texas Tornado Match being set up by Jonathan Coachman
Coach: "NO! NO! NO! Cut that music!"
Crowd boos Coach
Coach: "You're already raising your hands? You think you've already won?"
CROWD: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Coach (Pauses while the crowd jeering him): "You may have won the battle but you're still far from winning the war. I run this show! I'm the one running Monday night!"
Triple H: "So, let me get this straight. You run this show? What if we walk down there, throw your ass out of this building then we run the show? (Crowd cheers wildly) Matter of fact, I think that's a hell of an idea."
DX goes down from the ring and starts to chase Coach and Coach retreated.

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DX outside the office of Coach whose hiding inside his office.
Triple H: (Knocks on the door and changes his voice) "Room service. Room service. You want me fluff fluff your pillow?" - (refrence to the movie Tommy Boy)
Coach: (Inside the office) "DX!? I know that's you! There's no way I'm opening this door! No way!"
Shawn Michaels: (Knocks on the door and changes his voice) "Land shark." - (refrence to a Classic SNL skit)
Triple H: "Candygram. (Triple H pauses) Alright, Coach, open this door. What is it you're doing in there? What exactly are you doing that you don't want us to see you doing? I'm warning you Coach, I know what you're doing, and if you don't stop it you're going to go blind. (Crowd burst into laughter) Shawn told me to tell you that's a sin."
After a few seconds DX left

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During an interview with Todd Grisham; John Cena is also being interviewed
Shawn Michaels: (To Cena) "With that said, there's something we need to get out of the way, right here, right now."
Both men drop their title belts and stare at each other
Shawn Michaels: "You need to get yourself... (Immediately looks to camera and pulls out New and Improved DX DVD) The New and Improved DX DVD! It goes on sale tomorrow night and is also available on WWEShop.com! Buy! Buy! Buy!"

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Invasion der WCW

X-Pac: "Just wanna give a big shout out to our boys Kevin Nash and Scott Hall! "
Triple H: "Let my people go! Let my people go! Let my people go!"
While invading WCW Headquarters. This is a reference to Kevin Nash & Scott Hall, both former WWE superstars who joined WCW, and were part of The Clique.

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Triple H: "All I wanna know, not from experience, but do you think WCW sucks?"
Female Fan: "Of Course!"
DX and the Female fan start laughing.

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Triple H: "Sir, did you pay for your ticket?"
WCW Fan: "Hell no! I got it for free!"
DX start laughing
Triple H: "Why? Because WCW does what?"
WCW Fan: "SUCK IT!"

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DX have been locked out
Road Dogg (Knocking on the door): "Hellooooooo? Anybody home? Yoohoo? Yoooohoooo?"

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SummerSlam 2006 Trailer

A plane flies by with a SummerSlam flag behind it. Camera moves down to a big house with a banner and balloons out front. RVD and Tommy Dreamer walk towards house with weapons
Triple H: "Hey Lita."
Shawn Michaels: "Are you back for more? (cuts to DX working the grill. Shawn gives Lita a hot dog) Maybe that'll hold ya over."
Triple H: "I doubt it."
DX looks down to see that one hot dog is left
Triple H: "The last hot dog!"
The words echoes through Kane and Viscera's head. DX runs off. Kane grabs bun and pushes his plate onto a diva. Viscera drops stuff and walks to grill. The ground shakes. Coach walks by grill, stops, turns to see the last hot dog. Four members of Spirit Squad are in a square sahpe and cheering
Nicky: "Come on Mikey!"
Kane walks by and knocks them over
Coach: "Hey! A hot dog!"
Viscera pushes Chris Masters squirting sun tan lotion in his face. Kane walks by Eugene and pops his balloon with his finger. Eugene cries.
Coach: "This is my lucky day! (takes bite out of hot dog. Kane and Viscera stand on both sides of Coach growling. Coach is nervous) Heh heh what's up fellas? Heh heh."
Plane from beginning returns.

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New Year's Revolution 2007 Trailer

Triple H: (reading the Declaration of Independence) "All men are created equal..."
Shawn Michaels: "What are you doing with the Declaration of Independence?"
Triple H: "I got it out of this box right here."
Shawn Michaels: "Don't you realize, these were men who made their own set of rules, just like us!"
Triple H: "Give me that!"
Shawn Michaels: "No!" (the document is torn)
Triple H: "What'd you do?"
Shawn Michaels: "I -- Look! The Liberty Bell!" (both throw down the pieces)
(New Year's Revolution, Only on pay-per-view)
Triple H: "Hold this." (giving HBK his hat)
Shawn Michaels: (shocked at HHH's bald head) "Oh!"
Triple H: "What?"
Shawn Michaels: "Nothing!"
(Triple H hits the Liberty Bell with the sledgehammer)