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PARENTAL ADVISORY: Due to the weirdness of Super Dragon's humor, the following interview is - to quote a famous announcer - "not for the weakened heart". But let us let the man speak for himself: "I just hope everyone in Germany understands my sense of humor, because not a lot of people do." (Super Dragon in the 1st interview with him here on CAGEMATCH). So if you are easily offended by strong language and furthermore the type of guy that would threaten to sue us for posting this interview uncensored and unleashed, than please proceed to this site. The others, well, you are in for a ride, because Super Dragon is one heck of a funny guy. Have fun!
CAGEMATCH: Welcome back to the "Cage". Thanks for taking the time.
SUPER DRAGON: Hey. A/S/L pix?
CAGEMATCH: A lot of things happened since our first interview. Let's start with Revolution Pro and your feud with TARO that lasted nearly four years. What do you think about your feud and the biggest man in professional wrestling, TARO?
SUPER DRAGON: I think it was the perfect ending to our feud. I also think it was the best match I've ever done. Maybe not as far as the wrestling goes, but everything else about it was the best. The crowd was amazing for that match. I think 300 people ended up showing up, which may not seem like a lot, but in SoCal we don't get much more than 100-150 a show, so it was really awesome to see that 300 people cared to come see the match. I've never been in such an emotional match. It was so emo, like those faggy looking kids who walk around in California. The ones that try to look "different" by dressing like some fag, but what they don't realize is they look exactly like all the other fags trying to be different. Oh, and all those fags that wanna get mad about me using the word "fag" or "faggot" chill the fuck out, cause I'm not talking about people who suck each others cocks, but I'm sure all those emo faggots are doing that anyway. I guess that's not important, and you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Every time I see those kids, I want to hit them in the face with a shovel. I don't think it's healthy. Plus I would look just as stupid as them if I carried a shovel around everywhere. Anyway. The feud with TARO was my favorite feud I've ever been in. It lasted nearly 5 years, and we had a lot of great matches. 99% of the time, the crowds in SoCal are pretty dead by the time I go on, because most of the time I'm the main event. That's why that feud was awesome, cause no matter when we went on, the crowd always got into the matches. It's sad knowing I'll never beable to smash his face or put him on his head again. If anyone hasn't seen our mask match, and would like to, it will be on my upcoming Evolution 3 DVD's. <3's for TARO. xoxoxoxoxoxo.
CAGEMATCH: Your feud ended in an awesome and brutal Mask vs Mask match at Revolution Pro's 4 th anniversary show with you scoring the win and TARO not only losing the match and the mask, but also declaring his retirement from wrestling. Looking back on it, do you think that it was a worthy blowoff of the feud? Was TARO's retirement the reason for the end of the feud?
SUPER DRAGON: Shit. I think I accidently answered this in the last question. Well, I guess we'll talk about how much emo kids love to suck dick. No, I'm kidding. Actually, I'm not, and it's pretty sick. Those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out. Nah, I love fags. Sike. Double swerve, bro! Watch the swerve gimmick, bro. On a serious note. I'm not against kids with shaggy hair who listen to gay ass faggot music who like to engage in sick acts, such as putting their mouth on another man's dick. I think I've got off track again. Like I said before, it was an awesome ending to an awesome feud. I know that he isn't into wrestling as much as he once was. He loves doing it, and has a lot of fun, but the risks are way too much for the money he makes. I thought 50 grand a year wasn't bad, but apparently that is "chump change" according to the horniest man in wrestling. CAPITAL E CAPITAL M CAPITAL O CAPITAL F CAPITAL A CAPITAL G CAPITAL G CAPITAL O CAPITAL T. BIG DICKS FOR A BIG FAGGOT, JACK! Not TARO. He's my hero. Stupid people are not my hero's. <3's for TARO!
CAGEMATCH: We did a "word association" in the first interview and on "Japan" you said "My goal in wrestling." At the beginning of 2003 you had the chance to wrestle in Japan for All Japan Pro Wrestling on their first 2 tours of the year. When you learned that All Japan wants you for the tours, what did you think about it/expect from it?
SUPER DRAGON: I know that that was what I said, and it was my goal in wrestling for sure. Instead of writing about it, I will just do the good and the bad about my experience:
The Good:
- Wrestling in Japan was amazing. Even though I didn't get to do my style really, it was still an amazing experience to be able to wrestle in the same promotion all the wrestlers I used to idolize wrestled in. Granted it's not even the same as it was in 98, it was still something that was amazing to experience.
- The wrestlers there were very nice to me. They always tried to make me feel at home. I think if they hated me, I would have gone home on the first tour. They really made me want to stay. Especially some of the younger guys I stayed at the dojo with. Maki totally loves the bitches Kaz and Kendo Kashin were totally awesome, and really helped me a lot.
- These chicken bowls at the convenience stores there. These were awesome. I wish they had them in the states.
- Mr Donut. I pretty much lived on this along with snickers/coke. I'm suprised I lost 20 lbs. They have all sorts of crazy donuts.
- Got to work with Mutoh. Man, that guy is such a legend. I've never been involved with someone who was so loved by so many people. Anytime he steps in the ring, people go crazy. It was amazing. I got to work one sequence with him, and he gave me his awesome elbow drop he does.
- I had dinner with the guys from Cacaoplanning.com. They make gear in Japan for a lot of guys, and I think this was the best thing to come out of Japan. I got a mask for "private time only", and they are still making me stuff till this day. Awesome guys. They took me to this mexican restaurant that was the best food I had while I was there.
The Bad:
- Being in another country for 2 months is not a good idea. Even Paul T said he starts to get sick of being there after a week and he's chinese.
- Riding on the Japanese tour bus. I had to ride on a separate bus than all of the other Americans. Kashin was another part in me getting in AJPW. Paul T gave him a tape, and he decided to give me a chance under certain conditions. I had to pretty much be like the japanese young boys. Be out during matches. Cleanup at shows. Help setup chairs. Do the training before shows, and in between tours. Live at the Dojo. It was hard.
- The training. Even Elix Skipper, who is in amazing shape, said that their training is ridiculous. Doing 1000's of squats can't be good for your knee's. I always tried, but I could never hang with them. It's really amazing how disciplined they are. It also didn't help that I knew it was going to be hard training at the dojo in between tours.
- Not getting to wrestle my style. This was the worst for me. I had to go back and wrestle like I did in 1999, because I don't think what I do down here was getting over as much, as what I used to do in 99. I started doing more flying stuff. I think I would have been better if I went somewhere like Michinoku or Z1.
- Being away from home. You never realize how much you love being in your own city, until you're gone for so long. I started missing everything about America. Even things I don't generally like. Counting the days down to come home was so hard. Especially when I had 50 days to go.
- The Food. This was the hardest part for me. Like I said before, I was basically living off snickers, coke, and donuts. I also ate Mcdonalds a lot, which I never eat in the states. It was okay when I stayed in Yokohama at the dojo, because I could always get that chicken bowl. In some of the smaller towns, I went without eating the whole day. I guess that's how I lost so much weight. A combination of hard training and not eating a lot. I actually really liked eating this "chanko" shit at the dojo, which was soup made up of who knows what. It was good, but I'm sure if I knew what was in it, I would puke all over.
Also, I just want to put the rumor to rest that I haven't been asked back because they didn't like me. I had a lot of people who were very nice to me, and had no problems with me there. I also want to put the rumor to rest about me faking an injury to leave. I don't know what source you idiots have, but you'd better find a new one. I was asked to stay an additional 6 months at the end of my second tour, but I couldn't be away from my home any longer. Maybe that will hurt me in the long run. I don't know. Overall, an incredible experience that had it's pro's and con's. but the cons definitely outweighed the pro's over the 2 months period. I would like to go back, because I don't feel I wrestled at all like I wanted to out there. Maybe in the future, for a smaller tour or something. I will definitely be going back though. I just need 5 years to recover from the emotional stress those workouts caused. *shaking thinking about it*
CAGEMATCH: Now I have to admit, that I only saw 2 of your matches from Japan, but it seemed that you wasn't on top of your game (my impressions and what I read on the news sites). What's your opinion on your matches there?
SUPER DRAGON: My matches there sucked compared to what I do in the US. Not saying I'm some spectacular wrestler or anything, but I bet your girlfriend thinks I have a hot ass. Every match I've had since I've been back in the states has been better than every match I had in Japan. The only exceptions being my match with Blade(Elix Skipper) from the PPV, and my singles match with Fuego(Red), which was never taped. I guess some of the other stuff was passable. I had to do a lot of training before shows, and I wasn't mentally prepared for bootcamp. I cried and cried. They stared and stared. It was very awkward. Then I was like " Alright, cut the shit. I have a note from my mom that says I don't have to participate in physical education". They insisted that I do 1000 squats, 500 pushups, run around with people on my back, fight tigers, and take a hit by a compact car doing 88 MPH. Like the situation with the swordsmen protecting Allen Iverson's cardboard cutout(You will find out about this later), it was very intense to say the least.
CAGEMATCH: Looking back on the trip, what was the best thing and what was the worst thing you experienced while your trip to Japan?
SUPER DRAGON: I guess the best thing about the trip would be that after being in Japan for 2 months. I know I could survive in prison. Plus, I watch Oz, and that place seems awesome. If I ever go to prison, I want to go to Oz. I'll run that shit and start a riot. There was this other time that I guess could be a tie for best experience on my trip. I was walking somewhere in Yokohama, and I thought I saw Allen Iverson. I was like " OMFG r u kidding me? ALIEN IVERTSON IS SOOOOO GRATE!" and then I looked, and there was this cardboard cutout down some stairs. I went down to steal it, but some Chinese people were like " Hurry up and buy!" You don't mess with people like that. They had swords. It was intense. I guess the worst thing about being in Japan is the people there are psychotic for the most part. When people say " It's like another world", that's the biggest understatement of all time. It's like walking around with aliens. Aliens dressed like schoolgirls and businessmen. Not to say aliens aren't cool. They are definitely cool. Aliens, explosions, naked women, rockets and the internet are the coolest things on the planet. If you disagree with me you're an idiot and should die. I should also clarify that Japanese people never said a word to me. It's just that they have very crazy signs, and they are very strange people who slurp their food. Which leads me to believe they're aliens. I could be wrong. It's just a theory.
CAGEMATCH: Let's move on to Pro Wrestling Guerrilla. Why did you start your own wrestling promotion (with Joey Ryan, Disco Machine, Scott Lost, Topgun Talwar and Excalibur as co owners) and isn't it hard to make decisions with (maybe) 6 different opinions?
SUPER DRAGON: WAIT! I realized I didn't answer the question about best/worst experience seriously. I guess the best experience in Japan I had was eating these chicken bowl things at the local convenience store in Yokohama. That shit ruled. I guess the worst experience would be when I got really sick, and had to go to the hospital. The story I explained from earlier. In fact, I don't know why the hell I keep answering follow up questions that relate to the same question I answered in the first place. You ask me about Japan, then you're like " So what did you like about Japan". Unacceptable. I will continue this interview only because I'm a professional. On to PWG.
The greatest fed in the world. All of you can check us out at www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, and buy our wonderful dvd's www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/, look at our wonderful pictures at www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/pics/ (Don't be discouraged by the "coming soon" text that has been there for 5 months, surely the pictures are "coming soon". Also, be sure to checkout this picture labeled "whoa" of the wonderful American Dragon doing some sort of wonderful arm breaker on Scott Lost. www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/special_pics/lost_dragon.jpg (How is it possible that the ref looks craziest in that picture?), also these are definitely great links. We would have a counter on each page to show you how popular these pages are, but unfortunately we have a professional page that isn't run on geocities with pop up ads. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. I'd boycott PWG if I were you. What a piece of shit fed. Anyway, here are the links:
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_dvd_005.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/pimpin_dvd.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_dvd_004.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_dvd_003.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_dvd_002.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_dvd_001.htm,
www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/merch_xlarge_tee.htm
(These don't sell well, and I think it's cause we don't have XXXXL shirts. Seems like the size most wrestling fans would need. Just another theory.).
Those are some very good links that everyone should checkout. Sorry, I bought a car today, and I took notes from the salesman "Wolfgang". How cool is that name? Okay, truthful answers. We started our own promotion mostly because we were sick of the way things are run in SoCal. There is a lot of great talent in Southern California that nobody even knows about, because most of the promotions out here don't like to release tapes. It's their little secret. If you tell anyone, we'll fucking kill you. Keep this on the DL, it's not exactly street legal.
Seriously though, we just wanted to start a great promotion to give wrestlers more exposure, and the fans in SoCal some "bigger" shows to come and watch. There was nothing like that since Epic, and I think that there definitely needed to be. I'm all for home grown talent, and Rev Pro is great when it comes to producing it's own talent. While I think what AWC does with Rev Pro is great, I think with a whole show full of rookies, you're never going to get the quality of wrestling PWG has. Nothing knocking them, cause honestly, they get more people to shows than we do. We don't do much to promote the shows really, because in all honesty, we're not wrestling promoters. We're comedians/wrestlers, just trying to get more exposure around the US. We've done that, and somehow haven't lost a dime doing it so far. That doesn't mean we've made any money, cause none of us make money off PWG. All profits go back into having bigger shows. Hopefully it will payoff in the end.
I personally don't care about the "exposure" because I'm not trying to make it anywhere big right now. I recently got a job that I am happy with, so I am happy focusing mainly on PWG. I'm not going to turn down bookings, unless it conflicts with work, because I definitely love to wrestle. It's just not important to me to chase some wild dream of being someone who touches other dudes for a living.:) The one place I feel I could have made it, I really didn't enjoy being there, and wrestling. So I figured I didn't want to make a living doing something I don't enjoy. Not to say wrestling isn't a huge part of my life, and I don't want to go back to Japan. I absolutely love when I'm in the ring, and get to perform, and pour mountain dew on peoples faces. A smaller tour would have probably sent me back with a better impression of Japan, but being there for 2 months is too long. Anyway, like I said before. I just want to help people, and have great matches when I wrestle. I honestly spend most of my time doing the PWG DVD's. I do 99% of the editing/DVD authoring/shipping/packing ect. I've spent quite a bit of money on the equipment to do all of this, to make it look professional. So if anyone bootlegs them, I will hunt you down. I may be fun and games in this interview, but you sell our DVD's, and I will hunt you down and strangle you until I feel I've got my 20 dollars worth. Support indy wrestling.
CAGEMATCH: Since you are one sixth of the owners, please give us a little overview about what PWG stands for and what a fan can expect from PWG shows.
SUPER DRAGON: What PWG stands for? Unacceptable questions. You can definitely expect a great "wrestling" show. It's not for everyone. I admit that. Our shows are to showcase "wrestlers" and "wrestling". We leave the entertainment for our DVD's/Press Releases. We're all about 2 guys smashing each others faces in. Not to say the stuff we do isn't entertaining, but we're definitely nothing like the WWE or NWA TNA or whatever you sick fucks watch now days. I think the Tango and Cash tournament was worth the price everyone paid for it, and I really don't feel thats the case with most wrestling shows people pay for. Our best shows yet.
CAGEMATCH: PWG does a great job with promoting its events. Absolutly hilarious press releases (but still features all needed informations), using the internet, releasing DVDs & VHS of the shows pretty fast and putting on absolutly great shows with great lineups. But beside its reputation on the internet it seems like the shows still draw the "SoCal-typical numbers" of fans to the shows. Do you see this as kind of a letdown and do you think that it will change in the (near) future?
SUPER DRAGON: It's not really a letdown, because I don't think we could get much more if we advertised more. I really like our fan base, because the people who come to the shows, truly enjoy PWG. The small crowds don't upset me. What upsets me is when people at shows don't make a sound, and sit on their hands the whole time. When I wrestle, and crowds are like that, it's the worst thing in the world.
CAGEMATCH: What are the plans for PWG in the near future?
SUPER DRAGON: Well, we recently stole "space plans" from Nasa, and look to do our shows all around the galaxy. From there, we will probably return to earth through the fax machine, and continue to try to make our fed grow. I think we have some great things planned for the future, and we're not going to be going away anytime soon. We kick it root down.
CAGEMATCH: Recently PWG and RF Video made a deal that might get more attention on PWG. The fans do have the chance to order videos of PWG shows from RF Video. (besides the option to order all of the PWG merchandise from www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) Do you think this will give PWG more exposure, especially on the east coast?
SUPER DRAGON: I think it will be good for both parties involved. I hope it gives us more exposure. I know RF markets to a much bigger audience, so hopefully it catches on, and more people become fans of PWG.
CAGEMATCH: Speaking of RF, Ring of Honor announced your ROH debut at Do or Die II on March 13 th . You, as well as Excalibur, will represent PWG. It seems like the ROH officials followed the numerous demands by ROH fans for bringing you in. What do you expect from your trip to what many people call the hottest promotion in the US?
SUPER DRAGON: I am excited about that. The last time I wrestled on the east coast was for MLW, and my matches weren't very good. Chris Daniels seems to be the only people I don't really click well with in the ring, and it's mind blowing to me, because I think he's amazing. I guess that happens sometimes. I think Ex and I will tear it up. Hopefully it will lead to both us making it back up to ROH. I like the ROH crowds from what I've seen. It should be fun.
CAGEMATCH: You wrestled for Lucha Xtreme Wrestling in New York and will return to LXW on February 28 th and 29 th . What do you think of LXW and do you think that LXW shows are chances for SoCal-talent to be recognised on the east coast?
SUPER DRAGON: First of all. I heard New York is famous for it's pizza aka "pie". That's bullshit man. I went to two different pizza places, and it wasn't good. Then everyone was telling me it's Chicago thats famous for it's "pie". I'm thinking this pie shit is some sort of conspiracy started by the government after we stole the space plans. I'm not entirely sure. Just a theory. And what the fuck is with everyone honking their horns all the time. That's fucking uncalled for. I <3 NY? more like I 8====D~~~~ NY.
LXW was awesome, cause they bought us subway the first night. Any promotion that buys me subway is the best promotion I've ever wrestled for. I smashed TARO's face in. The crowd was really low considering the level of the show. I was disappointed, cause I wanted to smash TARO's face in front of a lot more people, because it makes it more special that way. It was pretty funny, cause La Parka was apparently getting mad at how much I was killing TARO. So someone told him we were cousins, and he was like " Oh, okay". I love how that makes it right. Crazy logic, La Parka! LOCO! QUE LASTIMA! I guess it was the promotions first show, and the crowds will grow over time. I'll be making my way back up there at the end of this month. I see good things happening with LXW. They are determined to put on some quality shows. If they stop running, we'll pretend like that was a sarcastic comment. kthxbye.
CAGEMATCH: Let's return to California. There are some great, young talents in SoCal. Joey Ryan, Scorpio Sky and Quicksilver come to my mind. What are your thoughts on the SoCal-indy-scene and the talent out there? Who do you think can "do it and break out all over the country"?
SUPER DRAGON: There's too much talent all over the So Cal scene. One guy I've really been impressed with is Charles Mercury. He's going to be someone who gets more noticed this next year. Also, Ronin formally known as Hydro, the worlds greatest.....I dunno, I'm sure he's great at something. Always following in my footsteps. Always smashing faces. Always stompin' skulls in. He had the pleasure of tagging with me a few times this year. I enjoyed the matches. We smashed some faces together. It was special. Human Tornado is another guy to watch out for. He will be a breakout star. He will be breaking out of prison! OH! He's been doing some pretty crazy shit out here. Those are a few of the Rev Pro students I think will have a better year this year. Pro Wrestling Iron also has some great talent. My boy Hook Bomberry is always fun to watch. He broke his leg like some retard, and will be out for who knows how long. The Thomselli's who you can see on our Tango and Cash DVD which will be coming out soon, are very talented. They continue to impress me every time I see them. I think their match at the T&C was one of the best. Apollo Kahn from PWI, another guy who is talented. These guys are all "wrestlers" and all about wrestling. Mike Modest and Donovan have really done an amazing job with that school. They seem to have produced some really great talent. Joey Ryan is definitely going to have a breakout year. Working the CZW show is the start of it all. I expect him to be one of the guys who "breaks out". Scott Lost as well. He went down to Toryumon Mexico and spent all his money like some retard. HA! What a sucker you are. I think he should be getting more bookings too. Babi Slymm will also be a "break out" of prison star this year. He has definitely improved, and while I don't like black people, and he thinks he can fuck with me. I do think he's improved a ton. Hopefully he can survive me smashing his face march 6th. I think Excalibur would be someone who would get around more, but I don't think he cares much to wrestle in Philly. I mean, I'm sure he would do the bigger shows like ROH/CZW, but he definitely didn't move there for wrestling. So we can put that rumor to bed with Joey Ryan's gay ass. He'll fuck the shit out of that rumor. Trust me. Adam Pearce is one guy I've never understood why he isn't booked in more places. He's a great heel, and really knows how to work a wrestling match. I'm sure I'm forgetting some people, but this interview is supposed to be somewhere I can talk shit, and make people laugh. Not talk about how rad other people are. This is me time. I am rad.
CAGEMATCH: Last time I asked you about a funny story from your "wrestling life" and you came up with a hilarious one featuring Tammy Sytch and Chris Candido. Now I have to ask you if you have another story you can share with us?
SUPER DRAGON: Actually, I do. It also comes from Australia. Here goes! We were all down in a casino at our hotel one night, and there was this drunk girl down there with these guys. Totally wasted. So this guy Paul is like " I'll pay you 100 dollars if you go up and grab her crotch" and I was like " No way fuck that. I respect women. They are beautiful creatures, and they shouldn't be mistreated. I'm a gentlemen" So I didn't do it unfortunately. I was really naive back then about chicken heads. Anyway. I ended up refusing to do it. So this girl starts talking to all the wrestlers I'm with, and I am like " This ho is mad stupid, I'm going to bed, increase the peace". I went up to my bedroom and went to go to sleep. 30 minutes later I hear a knock on the door. I hear people laughing, so I open the door to find 4 wrestlers with this chick. I am like " Leave" and they are like " No" and I am like " k" and they come in. Apparently they tried to take her to Marty Jannetty's room, but he wasn't havin' any of it. So they come in, and this chick is already really drunk, and trying to drink the alcohol out of my bar, which is really expensive. So I'm like " Bitch be cool", and she's all talking to me with a slurred Australian accent, which is harder to understand than this porn girl I saw trying to talk while sucking some guys dick. So I hide the alcohol in the bathroom. No evil Australian girl is going to leave me with some outrageous bill from drinking alcohol. So then she wants to play strip poker or some shit, and I'm like " Man, fuck that noise, get out of my room and go kill yourself or something". Only I wasn't so rad back then, and I wasn't a So Cal misfit with no etiquette who didn't shake hands in the secret handshake club 2001. So I'm like " Alright, whatever guys, I'm up for anything" but I totally swerved this chick into thinking I wasn't losing every time I did, cause she was totally drunk and stupid and deserved to have a TV dropped on her face for going into a room with 4 wrestlers. So she's totally naked and running around talking about kangaroos or something, and I found out she stole all kinds of alcohol and drank it all! I just realized this story is going to make me sound completely gay for not wanting to play strip poker with a chick, but I promise this chick wasn't that hot. In fact, we will just pretend like she was really fat to make me seem a lot less gay. Anyway, I am like " Okay, seriously, you have to leave now. I can't pay for the alcohol you stole from me" and she's going on about how she loves the Sydney Harbour and AC/DC and Mel Gibson and Kangaroos. Funny how she talks about the only things I know that came from Australia. So I make her leave, and they carry her out in my blanket to some other guys room, cause she's naked and just wants to get fucked RAAAAAAWWWWWW. So they went to have their fun with this chick or whatever. I'm sure they played simpsons monopoly or something. Anyway, she left all her clothes in my room. So I am like " Hey, it would be awesome to throw her clothes out the window". I threw them out the 9th story of the building. So then I went to this room, and I am like " Hey, your clothes are misssing" and she's freaking out screaming at me. I am like " Bitch be cool!" Then they made her ride home in a taxi in the blanket. It was awesome! I know there was a lot of buildup in this story for that, but it's really not about how funny the story is, but the moral of the story: Girls are stupid. Thank ya'll for comin' out, god bless ya goodnight!
CAGEMATCH: Now a lame question you probably hear on nearly every interview. Which match (with yourself involved) was your favourite match and why? And if you have the chance to wrestle anyone on the peak of his career, who is it (and why)?
SUPER DRAGON: I don't have any "dream" opponents. My favorite match was against TARO, because I think it was my best match, which I explained before.
CAGEMATCH: Looking on the fact that more and more US independent stars get bookings in Germany (the last 6 months saw Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, American Dragon, B-Boy, Homicide and many more), would you like to step into a ring and have a little "violence party" in front of a german audience?
SUPER DRAGON: I would love to smash some faces in Germany. Hopefully that happens sometime down the line. Unfortunately, I don't like foreigners. So I'm going to sit here and sing along to Sweet Home Alabama, and wave my American flag till my arm gets tired. Then I guess I'll stop, cause Americans are lazy.
CAGEMATCH: Anything you want to say to the fans? Websites you want to plug?
SUPER DRAGON: www.prowrestlingguer..........No.
CAGEMATCH: Thanks for taking the time. We wish you all the best for the future!
SUPER DRAGON: Keep it real! Represent what? MY NUTS!
WORD ASSOCIATIONS
Scott Lost is funny: No he's not.
Disco Machine: Underrated. He's always improving in the ring, and designs the best sites in all of wrestling! One of my only friends. SBS! <3's for Disco Machine.
Topgun Talwar: I have no idea who this is, but I'll bet he is a foreigner with that name.
Joey Ryan: I hope Joey gets booked more. I think he's better than most people in the indy scene, but some people may not be able to look past his career in gay porn. Kinda similar to Indians minor league player Kazuhito Tadano. Not that I give a shit about baseball, but Joey loves balls! OH!
Excalibur: He's my caucasian! We're down for the brown till we die. He moved to Philadelphia, but that's alright. I aint mad atcha. We've been friends ever since we both agreed that Jimi Hendrix has nonsensical lyrics. We also both agree that dead baby jokes are hilarious. What's red and stapled to a wall? A DEAD BABY! YOU DO NOT SKIN BABIES ALIVE. THATS BULLSHIT I AM AGAINST THAT. Ex may not be as good looking as I am, but he's better looking than everyone else. Together, we rule the world. SBS! One of my only friends <3's for Excalibur.
Paul T.: I heard that Paul T recently got attacked because of his use of the word "Faggot". Seriously, what kind of faggot ass faggots would get mad at Paul T for saying "faggot"? First of all that pretty much gives away that they are gay. I mean, if you're a faggot, it's definitely cool to be a faggot. I have nothing against faggots. What I don't understand, is why you would you get all upset that someone used the word faggot though? Maybe you get offended cause you're a bitch ass faggot On the other hand, I totally agree that Paul is some gook faggot, and there is no way he's going to come up in the white man's country calling our people faggots. That's bullshit. No way some Vietcong is coming up in the WHITE MANS WORLD! Nope. Not gonna happen, faggot. You can just put down your hammer, and step away from your faggot railroad you've been building, and get the fuck out of my country and go back to hong kong, buddy. Go back to faggot land, faggot. Plus we have enough railroads. Why the hell are you still trying to build them? Only some sort of faggot ass faggot fag VC would do that. White man marches on, Pham Loc Nuguyen! Actually those faggots who got offended are the only faggots suckin' dick around here. You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange. Paul T and I share some yellow pride. He's helped me out a lot in wrestling, and the reason I went to Japan. <3's for Paul T!
PWG show names: We have the best show names ever. Only people without a sense of humor would think they are stupid. I think people will start ripping that off soon. Whatever. Nobody will out funny us! Not gonna happen.
Samoa Joe: *swoon*
Ring of Honor: They've had some classic matches. Hopefully I can add to that.
NWA TNA: I paid for their 1 cent PPV. What a rip off.
