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"You're straight edge because your father is an alcoholic"

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"You're straight edge because your father is an alcoholic"
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12.03.2012
Chris Jericho: "[CM Punk hat gerade The Miz besiegt, als Chris Jericho auf dem TitanTron auftaucht] Yeah, gratulations! Way to go, Punk, way to go. Congratulations on your big win. You need to enjoy them while you can, Punk, you see. You can smirk if you want to, but I see straight through you. While I look at you I see a fraud. And I'm not talking about the fact that you call yourself the best in the world. I'm talking about you as a person. Because I did a little research week, Punk. And I found out something. A little deep, dirty, dark secret about you. You've been straight edge ever since you came to the WWE. But you never explained the reasons why. I wanna tell all these wannabes why you're straight edge. I wanna tell them that you're straight edge because your father is an alcoholic!

Yeah, that's right. Your father was an alcoholic who let you down every step of the way when you were growing up. And it terrifies you. You don't wanna end up like him. But it's inevitable that you will. Because alcohol is in your blood, Punk. It's in your genes. It's part of who you are. And that tortures you. I know you've built this fasade, this will, that you're a sarcastic anti-hero with not a care in the world. But I think I found something that you care about. I found something that gives you nightmares. Something that terrifies you. And isn't it ironic that the very alcohol that you crave is the same thing that ruined your childhood? Oh, the nightmares you must had about your father. I almost feel bad for you, Punk.

Is that the reason why you have all those tattoos? Was the pain of wanting to drink so bad that you needed the pain of a tattoo needle to take it out of your mind? Was it your only solace? Doesn't matter if it is, Punk, because you are going to drink eventually. And I'm the one who's going to make you drink. At WrestleMania 28 I'm gonna take away your title, I'm gonna take away your claims of being the best in the world, I'm gonna take away your bravado, and I'm gonna leave you a broken man. You gonna hit bottom, Punk. And when you do, you're gonna embrace your destiny and you're gonna take a drink. And it's gonna taste so good that you gonna wanna take another one and another one and another one.

After April first I'm gonna be recognized for who I am. The undisputed best in the world and the new WWE Champion. And you gonna be recognized for who you are. Who your father was. A pathetic damn drunk!"
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