"It truly is good being the fortunate son"

Ted DiBiase : "Last week at WrestleMania my dad, the Million Dollar Man, was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. I guess that prestigious honor had some kind of profound effect on my father, because last week on RAW he did something he's never done before. Ever. He tried to act like a father. Well, dad, newsflash: One act of random kindness doesn't make up for all those lost years. All the baseball games, the football games. The birthday parties. My graduation. The time for missed opportunities is over.
But you know better than anyone how to win me over. And it's not through my heart. It's through my bank account. So, thanks dad for the trust fund. And thanks for your Million Dollar Title. You know, it truly is good being the fortunate son."