"You forgot fact #32, the fact you are boring us to death!"

Chris Jericho: "After a short period of deliberation, The Big Show and I decided that we needed to clear up some misconceptions this evening. We needed to wake you all up from your ignorant bliss you're residing in and clear up the fallacy that you all believe that DX is the greatest tag team of all time. They most certainly are not. And yet you applaud them for their childish antic instead of treating them with opprobium. Big Show and I are here to clean up some rumors, we're here to deal with the facts and expose DX right now.

Fact number one: The Big Show and I have been tag team champions for over four months. We have embarrassed and beaten every team that has been put in our way: From Legacy to Cryme Tyme to MVP and Mark Henry, Rey Mysterio and Batista. Even the immortal Brothers of Destruction, Kane and The Undertaker couldn't take us down. We won these titles in the very first night of our existence while DX - your heroes - have been together since 1997 and have never been tag team champions ever. That's a fact."

The Big Show: "Fact number two: DX are frauds. I mean: sure,, they're popular. I mean, they have their books, their hats, their shirts, their glowsticks. But when it comes to historic wins and sheer in-ring-dominance they can't compare to this team. That's why when we get our hands on DX at TLC, when we destroy them beyond the point of recognition, their merchandise of DX will become useless, outdated garbage.

Fact number three: There are 42 championships between Chris Jericho and I. Chris Jericho is the first Undisputed Champion, I am the only man in history to have ever held the WCW, the WWE and the ECW championship titles."

Jericho: "Do you understand what this giant man is saying to you? Let me say it more clearly - we can't be beat. Nobody can match the combined strength, ability, agility, intelligence, courageousness that The Big Show and Chris Jericho have. You can even be facing a huge disadvantage when you face us in a normal match. Imagine how those odds multiply infinitesimally when tables, ladders and chairs are involved."

The Big Show: "You see this fist? This fist is a lethal weapon. This fist has knocked out the biggest stars in this industry. And yes, you sycophants: This fist has knocked out Triple H and it hasknocked out Shawn Michaels. Now imagine this fist wrapped around a steel chair and I'm swinging this steel chair with all my power at your head. That's the last thing you're gonna see before you slip off into unconsciousness and a deep coma."

Jericho: "And finally, fact number four, DX has never been in a TLC match ever. Sure they understand what it feels like to be smashed with a chair or to be slammed through a table, to be battered by a ladder over and over again. But all three at once--plus: used and manipulated by The Big Show, they don't know what they're getting themselves into. They have never been the Unified Tag Team Champions, and they will never be."

[Die Musik der DX ertönt und die beiden kommen zum Ring]

Triple H: "You forgot fact #32, the fact you are boring us to death! You keep obsessing about the fact that we've never been tag team champions - you're missing the point. It doesn't matter. See, look at it this way - you guys are tag team champions and no one gives a crap about you! But we on the other hand, we make history. DX has been at the forefront of every revolution in this industry for the past decade. And along the way, we have amassed an army. That sea of green represents a worldwide army of people who believe in us. Not because of the jokes, not because of the merchandise: they believe in it because we believe the same things they do. That no matter how much life dumps on you, you grab life right by the throat and you make it give you what you want."

Shawn Michaels: "And in two short weeks, D-Generation X in my hometown of San Antonio, Texas, is once again gonna grab life by the throat and make history. One, by being in their first ever TLC match. And Secondly and more importantly, D-Generation X is gonna become the Unified Tag Team Champions. And if that wasn't special enough, there's a little added bonus to all of this. Tell 'em what it is, Hunter."

Triple H: "That's right, Shawn, this whole thing comes with a giant added bonus. When we beat you at TLC, not only do we become tag team champions, but we also get rid of Chris Jericho from RAW. [Jubel] That's right Chris, newsflash for ya: you're a SmackDown superstar, you were drafted to SmackDown. The only reason you're eveb here is because of those championship belts that you have on your shoulder. Once you don't have those any more, bye bye! DX is gonna make personally sure in two weeks we don't have to listen to you whine any more."

[Das Publikum singt schon einmal den Goodbye-Song]

Jericho: "You can sing all you want, but everybode here knows: All of you parasites know without Chris Jericho, RAW is nothing. If I leave this show, the ratings go in the toilet, and we're left with nothing but people like you - and that's not gonna happen. And you can brass it over all you want, but I know that it eats you alive you've never been the tag team champions. I know that it drives you crazy that every day we have those titles is another day You let your all of your so-called parasite fans down over and over again. Face the facts, we are better than you. We won the titles the first night of our existance, yet you coast on your reputation and rest on your laurels. The best friends who've been through thick and thin for 12 years still couldn't accomplish what Chris Jericho and The Big Show accomplished in one night. We're better than you, and that's never gonna change, there's nothing you can do about it, and that's a fact."

Triple H: "Well, you really do make a lot of interesting points, Chris. But at this point all I really have to say is: Two weeks can't come fast enough for me. I tell you what: Your time is limited on this show, right? You got two weeks and the clock is ticking, let's make every second count. You and me tonight in this ring?"

[Big Show flüster Jericho etwas ins Ohr]

Jericho: "Alright, I accept. On one condition."

Big Show: "You see and that condition is, if Chris Jericho loses, then next week he'll face DX in a handicap match. But if Chris Jericho wins, next week you Triple H will face Chris Jericho and I in a handicap match. What do you say smart guy?"

[Hunter nickt]

Jericho: "Alright, I take that as a yes. And just a little message for you and all your DX army: I've got four words for ya: I'm, never, leaving, RAW."