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"Unlike Bruce Banner, we like it when the monster comes out"

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Title:
"Unlike Bruce Banner, we like it when the monster comes out"
Date:
28.09.2009
Ted DiBiase: "We get it, don't worry, we get it. Nobody expects us to win this Sunday. Nobody expects us to beat D-Generation X inside that cell. But you should. Because if you look at what we've done over the past few weeks to D-Generation X, you will see that we are primed for the single greatest victory in our careers, and the single worst defeat in the careers of D-Generation X. So for those of you with a short attention span, or those of you that do not remember, or more likely have chosen to forget, take a look at this!"

[Legacy lässt ein Video einspielen mit all dem, was die beiden der DX in den Wochen zuvor angetan haben.]

Cody Rhodes: "And every single one of those moments, what they have in common is that nobody expected us to do any of those things. Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-Generation X, are two of the greatest superstars walking the face of this earth. For over a decade Monday Night RAW has been their sandbox. Triple H is a thirteen-time world champion, he's a sure-fire first ballot hall-of-famer. But, after this Sunday, Triple H can go ahead and get his cozy corner office ready at Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut, and he can go sit behind a desk with his relatives for the rest of what his career would be. Shawn Michaels... I've been in the ring with the Showstopper, I've felt him, and I can tell you that he is indeed the greatest ring performer to ever breathe. He overcame a broken back to come and have some of the most storied matches in history. It's the stuff of legends, but the legend has a tragic conclusion when this Sunday Ted DiBiase and myself are standing over a broken heap that was Shawn Michaels. Because what you fail to understand, that is at Hell In A Cell we aren't gonna be locked in there with DX, DX is going to be locked in there..."

Shawn Michaels: "BOOOOR-ING!"

DiBiase: "Time is running out for the two of you, and it..."

Triple H: "You know what, you know what, Shawn, this, this is not half bad!"

Shawn Michaels: "No, you're right, it's all bad!

[Die Kameras fangen Michaels und Triple H in einer Skybox der Arena ein]

DiBiase: "Oh, look. Look. Ladies and Gentlemen, look up there. Way up there, it's D-Generation X, hey look. Guys, you're doing a great job, you're so funny. Guys, you got us. That's hysterical, hey, D-Generation X is telling jokes! They're trying to make fun, that's great. But don't be fooled, Hunter. Don't be fooled, Shawn, we're not stupid. We see right through you! We know exactly what you're doing. You're trying to take the sting out of that beating we just gave you, aren't you?"

Triple H: "Is that what you think? You think this is, us making fun of you is some kind of insecurity thing? Let me tell you why we make fun of you! You see, the two of you are complete..."

Michaels: "Nah, hold on. I want you to choose your words very carefully. I want you to understand, this is a PG show, so..."

Triple H: "That's right, that's right, family friendly... How can I say this? You two are like, ehm, you're like butts, right? But not so much the cheeks as the like little center part. And the second reason we make fun of you guys is... lemme see, how can I explain this in a way you'll understand. Oh, I know, Cody you're a comic book nerd, right? So you know the Incredible Hulk, right, when he's the big green monster and then when he's his alter-ego Bob Barker..."

Michaels: "His alter-ego isn't Bob Barker, it's Bruce Banner. Bruce Banner!"

Triple H: "Alright, sorry."

Michaels: "Bruce Banner!"

Triple H: Okay, so, you know how like when he's Bruce Banner and he's all calm and relaxed, then the monster stays away, but when Bruce Banner gets angry, then the monster comes out! See, that's, that's kind of us. When we're up here and we're joking around and we're goofing and we're having fun, then the monster stays at bay, but unlike... "

Rhodes: "You know what, you can use whatever reasoning you like. The truth is, Ted and myself, we can't wait to get..."

Michaels: "Whoa, don't cut him off, he didn't even finish."

Triple H: "Yeah, I didn't even finish, that's very rude! See, unlike Bruce Banner, we LIKE when the monster comes out. And, as a matter of fact, why wait till Sunday?"

[Michaels und Triple H begeben sich zum Ring, Legacy aber tritt den Rückzug an]

Michaels: "What a shock... what a shock... after all the talk... here we stand, ready to go, yet there you go, running away."

Triple H: "Enjoy this distance that there is between us, guys, because this Sunday a cell is gonna lower around the four of us. There will be no running, there will be no hiding, and we won't be joking! This Sunday for the two of you it's gonna be PURE HELL!"
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