"What I'm looking at is Han Solo and Chewbacca"

Chris Jericho: "Enjoy your little moment, Cryme Tyme. Congratulations! Good for you, but just know that things are going downhill from here. I can see it in your faces, you're riding high on top of the world, #1 Contenders, this close to achieving your childhood dreams of being WWE Tag Team Champion. But just like the rest of these failures in this crowd [Buhrufe] tonight, oh yeah failures, you're gonna fall short of your goals as well, because we're gonna destroy your hopes and dreams. See what you're forgetting in your fleeting moment of jubilation is that you're dealing with the most powerful duo in sports today. We have a combined 40 titles between us. Do you know how great that makes us? Do you know how great we are? We're the perfect combination of strength, agility, intelligence, ruthlessness and honesty. What you're looking at is..."

Shad Gaspard: "What I'm looking at is Han Solo and Chewbacca. Yo, check it, check it, check it. It's okay, I speak Wookiee, I can speak Wookiee. Hold on: [imitiert die Laute der Wookiees aus Star Wars]"

Chris Jericho: "I'm sorry, do you think this is some kind of joke? This is not a joke, I assure you."

JTG: "No, no, no, the joke was, with Shaq around you didn't have much to say. Christina! Oh yes, Shaq told me to give you this [wirft ihm einen Handkuss zu]. And Fatboy, [zeigt auf Big Show]... yeah you're Fatboy... and Fatboy, you hadn't too much to say either, 'cause Shaq knocked you down flat on your fat back, tubby. But you know what Shad, all jokes aside, at SummerSlam we're gonna be the ones knocking you down."

Shad: "'Cause we are gonna be ones leaving SummerSlam with those Tag Team Championships around our waists. You feel me."

Big Show: "You see the only reason you're running your mouth like this is because we're allowing you to do so. Our credentials already surpass the greatest tag teams in history. You see Jericho and I are used to being champion, we're used to having gold around our waist. This man is a former 5 times WWE Champion, Heavyweight! World! And the greatest all around performer this industry has ever seen. And I'm the only man in history to ever hold the ECW, WCW and the WWE World Championships. And not only that, I am a giant. This means I'm bigger than all of you. And, yes, that means that I'm better than all of you."

Chris Jericho: "So enjoy your little party with all these criminals here tonight, because Cryme Tyme: At SummerSlam the party is over."