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"It's good to see that you guys are huge Conan O'Brien fans"

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Title:
"It's good to see that you guys are huge Conan O'Brien fans"
Date:
05.08.2008
John Morrison: "Hi, I'm John Morrison and People magazine offered me 15 million dollars for pictures of myself as a baby. I passed."

The Miz: "You turned them down?"

Morrison: "John Morrison is not for sale."

Miz: "And I'm your chick magnet, The Miz! The number one show on WWE.com is set to become the number one show on ECW. Welcome to the Dirt Sheet."

Morrison: "For a show, as monumental as the broadcast premiere of the Dirt Sheet, we needed some pretty high profile guests. So without further ado, let me introduce you to our first guest. He is the ECW champion. He is the world's strongest champion, Mark Henry." [auf dem Titantron erscheint ein Standbild von Mark Henry, dessen Lippen von jemand anderem ausgefüllt und bewegt werden.]

Miz: "Now Mark, welcome to the Dirt Sheet. I wasn't sure, are you ok with doing this interview without your translator Tony Atlas?"

"Mark Henry": [knurrend] "Hrrrr. Uaaahrrrr. Hrrr. Yes. Hrrrr."

Miz: "I think that was a yes. But, Tony, how do you feel about that?" [auf dem Titantron erscheint ein Standbild von Tony Atlas, dessen Lippen von jemand anderem ausgefüllt und bewegt werden.]

"Tony Atlas": "A hip, a hop, a hippe-to-the-hippe-hiphip-pop-I-ain't-gonna-stop-cause-this-ain't-funny, but what I need now is a little bit of money."

Morrison: "I didn't get any of that. Gibberish."

Miz: "I don't think anyone understands what he says. Now we all know Mark Henry is the world's strongest man. He bends steel bars, he rolls frying pans in his own hands. But I've seen him in catering and I have to say, Mark, is your appetite the strongest?"

"Mark Henry": "Hrrr. Me hungry. Hmmmrrrmr. Eating make Mark strong. Hrrrr."

Morrison: "No, eating makes you fat. You see Mark, I think you might have a gland problem. Cause I noticed, you're always sweating profusely and you don't really move around that much. Right? I mean, I can't imagine that any of the divas would find you very attractive. But, just to be sure, we're gonna ask Lena Yada." [auf dem Titantron erscheint ein Standbild von Lena Yada, deren Lippen von jemand anderem ausgefüllt und bewegt werden.]

"Lena Yada": Iiiih ewwwww. Gross. Big fat sweaty man disgusting. Miz and Morrison, sexy.[wirft Küsschen] Morrison. [schmatz] Miz." [knutsch]

Miz: "Blowing us kisses."

Morrison: "Thanks Lena. Mark, look at these abs. [reisst sein Hemd auf] You see Mark, if you had abs like me you might not need that belt extender to fit the ECW championship around your stomach." [Daraufhin ertönt die Musik von Mark Henry und der echte Henry und Tony Atlas schreiten wütend in den Ring.] Hey, hey. We were just messing around."

Tony Atlas: "I assume there be some type of misunderstanding. Now I know when we agreed to come on your show it was not to disrespect and make fun of the world's strongest champion."

The Miz: "Absolutely not. Not at all. We were just having fun. Poking fun at the Dirt Sheet."

Morrison: "I don' know, if you been hitting the gym or doing pilates, but from here man, Mark, your abs look amazing, man."

Miz: "If we were gonna disrespect anyone, it would be our next guest. He's the number one contender for the ECW championship. And your opponent at SummerSlam. Matt Hardy." [auf dem Titantron erscheint ein Standbild von Matt Hardy, dessen Lippen von jemand anderem ausgefüllt und bewegt werden.]

Morrison: "Alright, now Jeff. My first question..."

Miz: "Matt. Matt."

Morrison: "Matt? I thought we had the other brother. Uhm, well. Matt Hardy, really? How did that happen?"

"Matt Hardy": "I don't know. I've never been number one at anything, not even in my own family."[plärrt]

Mark Henry: "That's good that you're used to it. Because you won't be number one at anything after SummerSlam."

Miz: "Yeah, that's right. And that's coming from the world's strongest champion..." [Matt Hardys Musik ertönt und Hardy macht sich höhnisch applaudierend auf den Weg in den Ring.]

Matt Hardy: "It's good to see that you guys are huge Conan O'Brien fans. I mean that was some really original content. It must have took you an eternity to come up with that, huh? Hey, look. I hate to rain on your guy's parade but I wanna come out here just joining the party. You guys are having some good laughs, having a good time. We got a big match coming up at SummerSlam. [wendet sich an Miz] Nice scarf, cowboy."

Miz: "Sca...? I paid a lot of money for this scarf."

Hardy: "Hey man, don't get offended, Miz. I loved you two guys in Brokeback Mountain. You were great. Look, I noticed you two earlier wondering how I earned the number one contendership for the ECW championship. Well, I earned it by winning a match. And beating you two. Because as you said on the Dirt Sheet, in life, and also in high profile matches, there are winners... and there are losers. Be jealous, boys.

Morrison: "[ohne Mikro] Be jealous? That's our line. Miz wrote that on a napkin."

Hardy: "And Mark, you're right, too. After SummerSlam no longer will I be the number one contender. I will be the ECW champion."

Miz: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't come on our show and disrespect us like that. There are consequences for that, Matt Hardy."

Hardy: "Oh yeah, what would that be?"

Miz: "Oh, you wanna know?" [Miz geht Hardy an, doch der ist mit einer Rechten schneller und haut Miz um. Ein Gerangel entsteht und Morrison trifft versehentlich Mark Henry. Dieser befördert Morrison aus dem Ring und Hardy verpasst Miz den Twist of Fate.]
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