"We go way back"

The Rock: "Well you say that like The Rock is supposed to be scared. Why, because this is a No DQ Match? No DQ, well you see you don’t understand as The Rock and Triple H, we go way back! The Rock, The Great One… The Game, Triple H…yeah, he is that damn good! Has he beaten The Rock before? You’re damn right he’s beaten The Rock before but The Rock has beaten Triple H even more. We go way back.

We go way back even when The Rock and Triple H were little babies. And we were in the nursery together. We were in the nursery and little baby Triple H walkin’ out: ‘My diaper is that damn wet!’ Little baby Rock walkin’ up to little baby Triple H: ‘Ey, what’s the matter with you,?’ I’ll tell you what: Rattle, stuck straight up his ass, WHAM!

And then it goes back even before that at the colonial days. The colonial days, it’s gonna be… it’s gonna be George Rock-ington against Benedict Helmsley. And The Rock: ‘I cannot tell a lie: You are… a monkey’s anus.’ And the Constitution stuck straight up his ass, WHAM!

And then it goes back before that the caveman days. It’s gonna be the caveman Rock, caveman Triple H, comin’ in: [posiert wie ein Höhlenmensch]: ‘Fire good.’ Caveman Rock looking at him: ‘Ey, I’ll tell you what: Club turned sideways straight up your ass even better, WHAM!’

You see what you don’t understand, Coach, is The Rock an Triple H, we go way back and tonight we’re not gonna disappoint. ELECTRIFYING Main Event. Let’s see, so The Rock says: For the 4.999.000th time The Rock’s gonna lay the smackdown on Triple H ALL OVER NOR-FOLK!"