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"When you think you know the answers, I babble incoherently like a lunatic person"

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"When you think you know the answers, I babble incoherently like a lunatic person"
Date:
19.05.2008
Santino Marella: [betritt als Roddy Piper verkleidet den Ring zu seiner Version des Piper's Pit] "Look at me: I'm Rodney the Piper. A man who defeated a fat transvestite at WrestleMania III in his retirement match. And ever since that time, he's been irritating people all over the world. It's just like I always say: When you think you know the answers, I babble incoherently like a lunatic perrson-a. [hört mit der Imitation auf] Well I for one, I am sick to death of Rodney the Piper. I am sick of that crazy lunatic. Just look how he disrespected Santino Marella on national television:

[ein Video aus der Jimmy Kimmel Show wird eingespielt, in dem Santino Marella eine Geburtstagsparty mit Kimmels Cousin Sal und Piper unterbricht, Sal ohrfeigt, dann von Piper geohrfeigt wird und eine Torte von Sal ins Gesicht bekommt.]

Well I am-a very glad that you find that amusing. You know who that punk was who assaulted me? Hissa name is-a Cousin Sal. He isn't my cousin. He's the cousin of Jimminy Kimmel. A man who is known for making a song about-a humping Ben Affleck. Well since this is my Pit of the Piper, I am going to call my guest right now to come to the ring: That stinky little monkey who put a pastery in my face: Cousin Salvatore.

[Cousin Sal betritt den Ring]

Welcome, my merry little prankster, huh? According to your meal-ticket cousin Jimminy Camel, you idolized Rodney the Piper when you were growing up. Let me ask you this, Cousin Sal: What was it that you idolized of Rodney the Piper? Huh? Was it his failure to become World Champion? Maybe it was the way he liked to crossdress? Or maybe it was his string of horrible movies? You tell me, Cousin Salvatore: What was it you liked about Ru-Ru-Rodney the Piper?"

Cousin Sal: "Well, there are a lot of great things about Rowdy Roddy Piper. But the thing I admired about him most is his ability to back up everything he says - which is just about completely opposite of what you do, Santino. You said you would become a Tag Team Champion..."

Santino: "I'm working on it."

Cousin Sal: "You didn't. You said you would beat up Stone Cold Steve Austin..."

Santino: "It was a draw."

Cousin Sal: "You didn't. You said, you slept with a Playboy covergirl... And I gotta tell ya: I spoke to Maria before the show and she said that was impossible. Because she said you were - how you say - hung like a fourth grader."

[Während Santino peinlich berührt wirkt und das Publikum loslacht wird Ron Simmons auf dem Titantron eingespielt, dem dazu nur "Damn!" einfällt.]

Santino: "First of all: Fourth-graders today are maturing at a very fast rate. Okay? I have pictures... I mean I've seen an article... National Geographic... THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

The point is: I invited you here for a reason. And that reason is that you are going to give me an apology. And that is exactly what you are going to do, Cousin Salvatore. You see this over here? [Santino enthüllt einen Kuchen mit der Aufschrift 'I'm sorry'] It's not a birthday cake like the one you introduced to my face. This is an I'm-sorry-cake."

Cousin Sal: "You spelled that right."

Santino: "Your cousin, Jimminy Camel, he can't save you from that. Because you are going to apologize to me. And you are going to apologize very good - or this cake is going to find his way to your face!"

[Santino nimmt den Kuchen, droht Sal damit und merkt dabei nicht, dass sich der echte Roddy Piper hinter ihn schleicht. Der klopft ihm auf die Schulter und kostet unter Santinos entsetztem Blick von der Torte, ehe Sal sie Santino ins Gesicht haut, worauf Santino fluchend aus dem Ring geht]

Santino: "That's not funny. That's garbage. Oho. Oho. Oho-o-ho. You're such a funny perrson. I'm happy this is so funny for you. How bout you have a match with me? They are gonna see who's laughing at that time! Look at me."

Roddy Piper: "You wanna match with my pal Sal?"

Santino: "I wanna match with your pal Sal!"

Roddy Piper: "You got it! You got a match with my pal Sal! Gimme high-five!"

Santino: "Christmas came early for Santino Marella. You are in so big trouble. You are in so big trouble. I hate you! I hate you!"
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