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"Nobody goes from pious preacher to backstabbing bastard faster than you"

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"Nobody goes from pious preacher to backstabbing bastard faster than you"
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Date:
28.04.2008
Chris Jericho: "[nachdem er im Smoking den Ring betritt, wo ein Rednerpult vor ihm aufgebaut ist] Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna welcome you to a very special awards edition of the Highlight Reel. Tonight it's my honor and pleasure to present this: [legt eine Oscar-ähnliche Mini-Statue auf sein Rednerpult] The award for best actor in sports entertainment. Now this prestigious accolade defines who we are and where we're going as performers. Here's your nominees:

The Magnificent Muraco and Mr. Fuji for 'Fuji General'

[Ein Clip aus der achtziger Jahren wird eingespielt, in dem Muraco und Fuji die Serie General Hospital richtig schlecht nachspielen]

Brilliant... The next nominee is Michael Cole for 'Deliverance II'.

[Ein Clip aus dem Jahr 2004 wird eingespielt, als Heidenreich Michael Cole von seinem Kommentatorenposten entführte und eine Vergewaltigung seines panischen Opfers andeutete - nur um Cole dann ein Gedicht vorzulesen]

Masterful. Creepy, but masterful... And finally, Shawn Michaels for pretending to have a knee injury in order to beat Batista at Backlash.

[Ein Clip von Backlash am Abend zuvor wird eingespielt, als Michaels bei einer missglückten Aktion zusammenklappt, Batista dann aber doch den Superkick verpasst]

And the winner is... wow... I can't believe it: Ladies and gentlemen: The winner of the award for best actor in sports entertainment goes to my guest tonight: Shawn Michaels.

[Shawn Michaels humpelt zum Ring, während Jericho grinsend ironisch Beifall klatscht]

Shawn, kudos to you. Bravo, a masterpiece of a performance. I mean, you really... you amaze me with what you did. I... I think you deserve this award and I think you should give those people what they want, give them a speech. Please, give them a speech.

[Michaels meint nur knapp, dass er verletzt wäre]

Shawn, look: This is me you're talking to here. You won the match, the charade is over. The facade is done. You flat-out told Batista that you would do whatever it took to win the match at Backlash and you did. You did whatever it took and Shawn: That's why you are who you are. It was a masterful, masterful performance. It was tremendous. I mean, nobody... that's who you are... nobody goes from pious preacher to backstabbing bastard faster than you.

Am I wrong? I mean, if I was standing not on the other side of this podium, you'd probably try and superkick me right now with the 'bad' knee, right? Come on. I know the game. You need to enjoy this moment, this award. You deserve this award. I mean, you need to tell Batista... hell, tell everybody here, tell the world exactly what it is you did yesterday. Look right into that camera and tell Big Dave 'Gotcha!' Come on, you deserve it. Please.

[Michaels reagiert nicht]

Okay... see, you don't have to say a word, Shawn. No matter what, you are still, Sir, the Daniel Day-Lewis of the WWE. Ladies and gentlemen, kudos to Shawn Michaels for his performance. Hit this man's music right here."
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