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"Take your entire 33 pound head"

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Title:
"Take your entire 33 pound head"
Date:
14.06.1999
The Rock:: "Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your little Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies? Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head? Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!

And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking', and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky' [die Fans rufen mit], then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist: instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands. And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!"

[Der Undertaker betritt die Eingangsrampe]

The Undertaker: "All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash. What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio. You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock. It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept."
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