"That title would look so much better on my shoulder"

[Roman Reigns makes his usual entrance to the ring]

Roman Reigns: "OKC! Acknowledge me."

[After a few seconds, Cody Rhodes also makes his usual entrance]

Cody Rhodes: "So, Oklahoma City, what do you want to talk about? Admittedly, I thought this would be different. I acknowledge that you are a man of your word, but the last time you gave me your word, it was for a match -- this time, this is war. Now, I told everybody who listened why I was involved with the WarGames. I guess I'm just like everybody else... what's in this for you?"

Roman Reigns: "What's in it for me? Last time I checked, I've been in this war -- you're just now joining. And this is the thing: I don't like you, you don't like me, we don't even really know each other that well. But there's one thing you know about me, and there's one thing I know about you -- we don't play around when it comes to my family. And last time I checked, half of this team is my family. And before they were on this team, they were in my Bloodline. That means I've been invested in The Usos for a long time, and I'm here to see that investment through."

Cody Rhodes: "Understood. Then all I can say is, welcome to my team."

[Cody offers a handshake, but is interrupted by CM Punk's entrance]

CM Punk: "Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Oklahoma City or what? OKC, acknowledge us. See, I'm stealing your best material, but listen, there's an occasion for it, and the occasion is this: in major league sports terms, this is an all-star WarGames. So, I'm just here to say that I'm glad Cody's got your word. Me, personally, I don't need your word, because I figured me and you were cool -- I remember last year at WarGames when I saved your life."

Roman Reigns: "You saved my life... and then four months later, you ruined it."

CM Punk: "So I ruined your life to give you a reason to stab me in the back -- but I'm honestly not worried about you doing that. Because if you stab me in the back Saturday at WarGames, you're stabbing your cousins in the back. And Roman Reigns wouldn't be mean to his own family, would he? He wouldn't put his family between a rock and a hard place, would he?"

Cody Rhodes: "Hey, you already said it -- we are all on the same team here, Punk."

CM Punk: "And who said it was your team? Did I hear that right? Did I hear 'welcome to my team' as you extended a handshake to Roman Reigns? The last time I checked, this is not SmackDown, this ain't the USA Network -- this is Monday Night, this is Netflix. You can be the quarterback on Fridays, but here, I'm the champ. And the C in CM Punk stands for captain."

Roman Reigns: [over Punk's last few words] "Why don't you just pull them out and measure them now? This is ridiculous. Here's the thing: I don't care if it's your team [he gestures at Punk], I don't care if it's your team [he gestures at Rhodes], it doesn't even matter whose team it is. I don't like you -- just like I told you -- I don't like you. The only thing we can all agree on: I hate Paul Heyman, and I hate The Vision. That's my word to you, that's my promise -- it's that I hate them more than I hate you. And since we're being honest tonight, that title would look so much better on my shoulder." [he leaves the ring]

CM Punk: "Hey, you talking to me or you talking to Cody?"

Roman Reigns: [chuckling, off-mic] "That's for you to figure out."

CM Punk: [to Rhodes] "He's talking to you."

Credit: Thanks to ILoveKyleFletcher for transcribing this promo