"Why would you worship a man who ponces around like a 50 pence tart in these feather boas?"

[A clip from "Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n Wrestling" plays on a television; the camera zooms out to show William Regal sat at a table laden with Hogan merchandise]

William Regal: "Quite disturbing, isn't it? You know, people are very passionate about things in their lives. Some people are very passionate about religion, others about politics. It grieves me to say that there's an alarming group of people that are passionate about Hulk Hogan. These so called Hulkamaniacs, they're the lowest form of the low, they're quite pathetic. I mean, why would you worship a man, I mean, who ponces around like a 50 pence tart in these feather boas? It's... it's disgusting.

It was bad enough 18 years ago when Hulk... Hulk Hogan and his Hulkamaniacs were running wild! But now in the year 2002, it's just quite sad. People buy this crap, you know, I mean look at this. Look, look, I mean, [he shows a Hogan poster] they hang this on their walls! Look, look, look! [he places a Hogan baseball cap on his head] Oh look at me, look at me I'm a Hulk... I'm a Hulkamaniac, and I've got my silly little Hulk Hogan cup, and my hat, and my silly little doll, and I look a complete bloody pillock! Why? I just don't understand, it's... it's a travesty that you people can't respect and follow someone like myself. I wish that I could say it was just you pathetic Americans, but it's not! It's a worldwide phenomenon. I mean, you could, I mean, worship someone like me! Someone with pride and dignity. Someone who speaks the Queen's English. Someone who can finish a sentence without saying the word 'brother' at the end of it! That really gets on my bloody nerves, that one. Tonight, after I get Hulk Hogan in the ring for the very first time, things are going to change. Hulkamania will be running wild no more. So I'll direct you at this Hogan, so you can understand it in your simple way. What you going to see when the power of the punch runs wild on the... [he mimics ripping his shirt off before shaking his head] ...no, I don't think so."

Credit: Thanks to TLKiller990 for transcribing this promo