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"Booker, I want to have sex with your wife"

Promo

Promo Data

Title:

Worker(s):

Josh Mathews, Kurt Angle

Date:

10.05.2005

Promotion:

World Wrestling Entertainment

Event:

WWE SmackDown #300 (Card with guide)

Promo

Josh Mathews: "Kurt Angle, some people believe that your actions--" [Kurt cuts off Josh Matthews.]

Kurt Angle: "Woah, woah. 'Cuse me, Josh. I appreciate what you're trying to do, but the fact is, the last time you and me did an interview, you got out of line, you, uh, asked me an unprofessional question, and I beat the living hell out of you. But as long as you learned your lesson, please feel free to proceed."

Josh Mathews: "Kurt, many people believe that your actions from last week stalking Booker T's wife Sharmell after she injured her ankle, was conduct of unbecoming of a WWE superstar, a former WWE Champion and former Olympic gold medalist like yourself."

Kurt Angle: "You know, I don't give a damn what some people say. The fact is, Sharmell struck me first! She slapped me in the face, not once, but over and over again! And the thing is, I wasn't gonna hurt Sharmell. I don't hurt women, I make them feel... good.

You see Josh, we all have our vices, mine just happens to be... Gutter skanks! [Crowd goes 'Ooh!'] Like Booker T's wife. I don't know, I probably have some physiological disorder, I don't know. I'm gonna go ahead and say this. Booker... I want... [quietly says] I don't know if I can. Alright, alright. What I want to say... Is Booker... I want to have-- [quietly says] alright, alright, I'm gonna say this, I'm just gonna say this... [Looks into the camera] Booker... I wanna have sex with your wife! [Crowd is shocked] And I'm not just talkin' any kind of sex with your wife. [quietly says] nonono... I'm talkin'... [quietly says] like that kinda... bestiality sex... [crowd boos] with your wife. You know, I-- I, what I want with your wife, Sharmell, I want-I want that kind of-that kind of... [quietly says] perverted sex. [Kurt stares into the camera, ends with Kurt blinking with his right eye opening slightly before his left eye and fades to black.]

Notes

- Credit: Thanks to inmate JediSaiyanMaster1203 for transcribing this promo.

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Number of comments: 11

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Average rating: 9.52 [33]

Average rating in 2026: 10.00 [1]

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Average rating in 2024: 9.45 [29]

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BMWrestling17 wrote on 28.04.2025:

[10.0] "Masterpiece of a promo. Kurt Angle always cracks me up in this one. It's so hilarious and he's so unhinged."

Rhealius wrote on 26.09.2024:

[6.0] "Such a weird segment, Kurt Angle delivery really helped it as this man could do gold with something very average like that. His timing made this segment kinda unique but it's still not that great. It helped the rivalry with Booker T."

texasyosh wrote on 14.09.2024:

[1.0] "If anyone else had this promo it certainly wouldn't have the goofiness that Angle brings to the table. It's a pretty gross concept if you go back and simply read the transcription."

armedroomba wrote on 14.09.2024:

[7.0] "Uncomfortable, but Kurt's delivery sells the hell out of it. Funny but really not much more than that"

BEER CAT wrote on 14.09.2024:

"Hard to objectively asses a promo probably written by Vince that references illegal sexual activity. Kurt did the best job anyone could ever have hoped to do with it though."

Pigeon Scratch wrote on 14.09.2024:

[10.0] "Legitimately so fucking awful in so many ways, but it's somehow kind of become a classic in the legacy of Kurt Angle."

Some Guy wrote on 14.09.2024:

[10.0] "A classic promo for how absurd it is. Kurt Angle is one of the only guys who could have made it work. I'm amazed he was able to get through it without laughing. Incredible. 10/10"

LemonTwinkie wrote on 13.09.2024:

[10.0] "I would trust absolutely no other person in wrestling history to perform such a poorly conceived, bad taste, batshit promo such as this than Kurt Angle. I seriously couldnt imagine anyone else having to come out and say the stuff Kurt had to say for this. This promo is part of a special crop that will never fail to bring me endless laughter. Its just unreal how something like this got to TV, but I thank the wrestling gods that it did!"

robbyplaha wrote on 13.09.2024:

[10.0] "This is one of the funniest promos, of all - time Kurt Angle in my opinion one of the greatest ever, and one of the funniest wrestlers ever, and this promo showed that."

MMSuperBoyo wrote on 13.09.2024:

[10.0] "One of the most famous promos in wrestling. Even known outside of the wrestling circle. Kurt Angle had some all time great promos, and this might be the very best one hes done."

MaximumThree37 wrote on 13.09.2024:

[10.0] "Absolutely life changing promo, has moved me to tears on multiple occasions and molded me into the man I am today. I had struggled watching wrestling before this because I found characters like The Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Stone Cold hard to relate to but after I heard this promo I knew, Kurt Angle is finally the man I could. He cuts this promo with unbelievable conviction. For once, I could feel the character's proper emotion. It wasn't a wrestler cutting this promo, it was a man."