"They got deported for having awful facial hair"

Joe Hendry: "Say his name and he appears; welcome to the historic, first ever Joe Hendry concert in WWE. Now my concerts are critically acclaimed all over the world, but tonight we brought it here to NXT, I can feel the buzz in the air and knew I needed to create something special because the world has said they believed in Joe Hendry! So we need a song that everyone is gonna love, well, almost everyone. Give me one little second here, there we go, beautiful.

Joe Hendry makes things better, but there's still so much to see, Joe Hendry makes things better, For everyone in NXT
There's a wrestler from Scotland, he's representing TNA, and the chefs been in the kitchen [photo of Shawn Michaels in a chef uniform with Triple H from 2008 appears on the titantron] because he knows he has his fans, they're singing 'We believe', but the president of his fan club, is a man named Booker T [photo of Booker T in Scottish attire in the landscape of Hendry's entrance video appears on the Titantron]
Now let's talk about Joe Coffey, because there's a story I could tell, and he claims that he's from Scotland, but he's the son of Dutch Mantell [photo of Joe and Dutch side by side appear on the titantron]
If you hate Gallus, wave your hands in the air
They got deported, for having awful facial hair
If you hate Gallus, wave your hands in the air
They got deported, for having awful facial hair
Everyone! All together!
If you hate Gallus, wave your hands in the air
They got deported, for having awful facial hair [crowd chants 'We believe']

I knew this was gonna be fun, but you are REALLY in a party tonight! So what about we have ourselves, a little encour [crowd cheers] and maybe we should sing a certain song with a spin around and you see a certain face [Joe points to himself and the crowd cheers in approval.] What do we think NXT Universe? [crowd cheers] Well, the people have spoken, so let's sing it together--" [Gallus interrupts Joe]

Joe Coffey: Enough! Enough! Mic check, 1-2. Goodbye NXT, there will be no more encore! You, you're a flash in the pan, you're a one hit wonder, you're an internet meme, you're a one trick pony! [The three step in the ring, surrounding Hendry] And if I hear that song one more time, someone's getting death. I feel as if, Joe, I've heard that song before, so if you want some, come get some. Go on then--" [Hendry punches Coffey but Mark and Wolfgang attack him and break his guitar over his back.]

- Credit: Thanks to inmate RealGrapsThomsen for this transcription.