"The Rock has a theory of his own"

Pat McAfee: "Mile High City, I love you! [crowd cheers] You know, I was just up the road in The Rocky's for a college game day cover in Deion Sanders, and the Colorado Buffaloes, and when I looked online to keep up with the greatest wrestling show to ever grace television, WWE Smackdown, I saw that it was an hour away in this gorgeous city, and there was zero percent chance I wasn't gonna take the ride down here to feel the greatest universe on Earth, the WWE Universe."[crowd starts cheering again] The greatest crowds of all the crowds, and it is my honor to say, welcome to Friday Night Smackdown! [Austin Theory comes out]

Austin Theory: "This isn't Smackdown, this is 'Austin Theory Live!' [crowd starts booing] And look what the cat dragged in. I'm tryna think, a lot of the people that live here, a lot of oxygen that doesn't get to their brain because we're so high up, you know, kinda like you. [Points to Pat McAfee] Hey, they gotta boo me, I'm twenty-six-years-old, I'm everywhere, you were twenty-six, well you just had a mugshot, but me, I'm on a mug, I'm on a T-Shirt, I'm on a backpack, there's nothing that I can't do. [motioning to the crowd] Hey, shut your mouths. [crowd starts booing]

I ain't out here because of them, I'm out here because of you [Points to Pat Mcaffe again] me and you got unfinished business, I don't know who you think you are, because you got a private jet, you got a little desk you sit behind and talk about college football all day. Well, guess what, I got something real special for you, you see, I'm gonna drop you right here in a couple seconds, and you know what's gonna happen? Listen up, you are gonna go back to your show, sitting there, injured, not able to do a damn thing, just like Aaron Rogers."

Pat McAfee: "Alright, [crowd cheers] you're not gonna do a damn thing, and I'm pumped that you are trying to dress like me, and be like me--"

Austin Theory: "Wait, wait, you think I wanna be like you? Dawg, when I wear a black tank top, I look like a Greek god. When you wear a black tank top, you look like your ass is supposed to be flipping fries."

Pat McAfee: "Listen up, Greek god. I don't wanna fight you right now, okay? No I'm currently enjoying the hell out of the local laws here, and that is not necessarily something I would like to get into. But, you said something at the beginning, you said this isn't Smackdown, this is what?"

Austin Theory: "'Austin Theory Live', get used to it, loser."

Pat McAfee: "This is the biggest problem with you, you're so disrespectful. Not only to the business as a whole, but all of these people out here."

Austin Theory: "You think a care about these people?"

Pat McAfee: "Austin, this will never be your show, this is the 'people's show'. And you know what that means?" [The Rock comes out to a huge reaction, he enters the ring as the crowd chants his name.]

Austin Theory: "You know who's ring you're in? It's been a long time Rock, a long time. But let me go ahead and tell you…"

The Rock: "Shut your bitch ass up!" [crowd starts cheering] You clearly don't know how all this works. [The Rock hands Pat McAfee his microphone, then takes off his jacket, and throws it in the crowd] Finally, The Rock... has come back... to Denver!" [crowd starts cheering again]

Austin Theory: "Maybe I should try. [mockingly] Finally! [crowd boos] The ignorant people get to see The Rock, and Austin back in the ring again, one last time. Only this time, it's not boring old 'Stone Cold', it's a real Austin, a real asskicker, the Austin that is gonna go on and be so great, I'm gonna be the entire amount Rushmore! [crowd boos]

The Rock: "Well The Rock says…"

Austin Theory: "IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE ROCK SAYS!" [The crowd boos]

The Rock: You see, it actually does matter what The Rock says. [crowd starts cheering] And it actually does matter, more importantly, than what The Rock says, what the people say. [crowd starts cheering again] You bring up 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, that’s The Rock’s boy. But, if he were here right now, this is what he would say, 'If you wanna see me beat this jabroni's ass, give me a hell yeah!' [The crowd responds 'hell yeah!'] So, you see, the roof just blew off the place, because we are live, and as The Rock said, this is The Rock, it's Smackdown, and it's The Rock's show. And it matters what they say, so you see how loud they just got? Right, so you wanna talk trash about 'Sone Cold', talk trash about Pat, talk trash about the people, well The Rock says this: you're Austin Theory right?"

Austin Theory: "You're damn right."

The Rock: "Right right, and you're um, you're from A-Town, right?"

Austin Theory: "You're damn right."

The Rock: "Well, something else that I'm damn right about is you clearly are an a-hole. [crowd cheers] And I'm gonna show you, because we are live, and here's how The Rock is gonna show you your such an a-hole, you see, in about 3 seconds, this side of the arena is gonna chant 'You are', and then this side of the arena is gonna chant 'an asshole!' 3… 2… 1…" [Half of the crowd starts chanting 'You are...' and the other side chants 'an asshole!']

Hold up, that was amazing by the way, Denver, Colorado. [crowd cheers] That was amazing, The Rock has goosebumps right there, but you know what, this is The Rock's show, this is the people's show. Now, we're gonna get this side a chance to say 'Tou are...' and this side a chance to say 'an asshole!' 3… 2… 1…" [The other half starts chanting 'you are' and vice versa.]



Austin Theory: [Crowd still chanting] "SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS, BE QUIET, STOP! I AM NOT! NO!"

Pat McAfee: "Two hours, the shows two hours."

The Rock: "The Rock knows the show is 2 hours, but right now, The Rock and the people, we're having fun, baby! [the crowd cheers] A little lesson for you, The Rock doesn't know who you are, but he knows what you are, and clearly your an asshole, but let The Rock tell you this, your name is Austin Theory, The Rock has a theory of his own, and here's the thing, you come out here on The Rock's show, the people's show, Smackdown, you run down the people, there the reasons why, it makes it all happen. The Rock says this: here's The Rock's theory, in about 3 seconds, The Rock is gonna whoop your candy-ass all over Denver. [crowd cheers]

[Austin Theory attacks The Rock, but The Rock hits Theory with a Spinebuster and him and Pat hit Theory with a People's Elbow.]