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"As limited as you are, one ingredient will make you a superstar; me, Bobby Heenan"

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"As limited as you are, one ingredient will make you a superstar; me, Bobby Heenan"
Date:
08.10.1988
[Brother Love is standing on stage, on the set of 'The Brother Love Show']

Brother Love: "Thank you! You know, in order to love, you must have a big brain. And speaking of brains, my guest this week is the biggest brain in all of the World Wrestling Federation. Please welcome my dear, close, personal friend; Brother 'Brain' Bobby Heenan. [Heenan joins Brother Love on stage, and they embrace] Welcome Brother 'Brain'!"

Bobby Heenan: "Thank you very, very much! You know, I am just full of love. It's just bubbling out of me right now, because you see there's been some changes in the Bobby Heenan family; I'm going to increase the size of the Bobby Heenan family. What I am going to do, in the weeks and months to come, is add new members - new members - and do the most I can to spread love! And at this particular point, I am going to bring out a gentleman - now this gentleman is the newest member of the Bobby Hennan family. Now, he's limited when it comes to wrestling. He's limited when it comes to size. He's limited with the won-and-lost record. But I'm going to make this man the next big superstar in the world of professional wrestling. And if the gentleman could come out right now, his name is Mr. Terry Taylor. [Terry Taylor joins Heenan and Brother Love on stage]

Brother Love: "Nice to meet you Brother Taylor!"

Terry Taylor: "Thank you, Brother Love. It's a pleasure to be here!"

Bobby Heenan: "Now, as you can see, the man is limited when it comes to size."

Terry Taylor: "I'm not TOO small - I'm alright. About the right size."

Bobby Heenan: "But you're not big like Andre The Giant."

Terry Taylor: "No, that's true, that's true."

Bobby Heenan: "And he's limited when it comes to being muscular."

Terry Taylor: "Well I'm pretty muscular for 240 pounds."

Bobby Heenan: "But you're not cut up, and you're not that strong as 'Ravishing' Rick Rude?"

Terry Taylor: "That's true."

Bobby Heenan: "And you don't possess the ability in the ring with martial arts, as the great King Haku?"

Terry Taylor: "That's true, but I'm a pretty good wrestler on my own."

Bobby Heenan: "But you're going to become better. And I don't know how much pain you can endure - what your threshold is - which is limited; I mean your won and lost record isn't that great."

Terry Taylor: "Well, I haven't lost them all."

Bobby Heenan: "But you haven't won 'em all."

Terry Taylor: "That's true, 'Brain', that's true."

Bobby Heenan: "And I'm going to take you to the top of this great sport of professional wrestling. Because, you see, as limited as you are, by being short, by being not that muscular, by not having a great, great... gift at this sport of wrestling, there is one thing, though, one added factor, one ingredient that will make you a superstar, that will make you a great star and that is me: Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan! So I suggest you follow me, young man, follow me to stardom!" [Heenan and Taylor leave the stage]

Brother Love: "Now, just how much love can one man have? Look at Brother 'Brain', continuing to spread his love! [to the audience] I love you. I love you!"
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