| 1 | 14.04.2026 | The Trespasser | 10.0 | |
| 2 | 11.04.2026 | angelofdeath20 | | |
| 3 | 17.03.2026 | DaWay | 10.0 | |
| 4 | 03.03.2026 | CashGrabWrestling | 10.0 | Just amazing. It's so evidently clear that Zandig forgot what to say in the beginning of the video and just started winging it. And Robby Mireno starting out with "Oh my god, what the fuck happened, " imagine after a football game ends, they interview a player and ask that question. |
| 5 | 09.02.2026 | sdenapoli | 10.0 | |
| 6 | 29.12.2025 | Cappone-ceraio | 9.0 | |
| 7 | 02.12.2025 | DESPE | 10.0 | |
| 8 | 20.11.2025 | ChopChopChop | 7.0 | I'll be the first one to admit that it's highly entertaining. Sure, it's funny, and wild, and all over the place... But it's not like a 5-star promo if we were very honest. It's a good YouTube memory. |
| 9 | 20.11.2025 | Kaz | 10.0 | |
| 10 | 14.11.2025 | LemonTwinkie | 10.0 | |
| 11 | 03.10.2025 | Joeytheboy | 10.0 | |
| 12 | 22.08.2025 | jaletta | 10.0 | |
| 13 | 29.05.2025 | AlienHominid | 10.0 | |
| 14 | 23.05.2025 | SoomerSloom | 10.0 | |
| 15 | 30.03.2025 | SoundwaveAU | 9.0 | It's so fucking funny, man. Like it's not a very good promo on paper but Zandig throws himself into it. Just the right level of unhinged. Making the viewer laugh probably wasn't the intent but it's just such a classic. |
| 16 | 21.02.2025 | Zuha Salt | 10.0 | It's amazing to see how Zandig goes crazy and explodes against everyone. No one was saved from his fury. Nick Gage, Justice Pain, not even Robby. They are amazing, among so many inconsistencies forms a moderately clear idea. If you are looking for something meaningless to laugh, you must look at this. |
| 17 | 12.02.2025 | MrRaider959 | 10.0 | Ok first of all I like how it goes from Justice Pain and the Backseat Boyz laid back cutting there promo and it instantly cuts to this trainwreck. Zandig is so unhinge in this promo that he forgets what he's saying mid sentence and goes "OOOH" like every other sentence. I love it tho. |
| 18 | 04.01.2025 | AtomicCody21 | 10.0 | This is an absolutely dreadful promo but it's forever enshrined as one of the most memorable thanks to Botchamania. After getting beaten down by the H8 Club, good ol' John Zandig went completely off the rails and ranted like a drunk uncle at Christmas dinner. There's something quite entertaining seeing a bloodied lunatic yelling "JESUS! " while promising to kill the people that laid him out. It's schlock but absolutely enjoyable schlock. |
| 19 | 09.12.2024 | Immortan Scott | 10.0 | |
| 20 | 12.10.2024 | JediSaiyanMaster1203 | 10.0 | |
| 21 | 28.09.2024 | JUNAK1YAMA | 10.0 | |
| 22 | 06.09.2024 | Tony Siobhany | 10.0 | |
| 23 | 15.08.2024 | Raditz Flair | 0.0 | It became a meme thanks to Botchamania. It's a terrible promo that sees Zandig rambling about nothing and saying random names. It highlights everything wrong with backyard wrestling and nothing here is worth studying if you're actually training to be a wrestler. Don't get me wrong, it's hilarious to quote to other friends and fans. I'm a fan of Rifftrax and MST3k so I understand how fun it is to quote unintentionally funny movies. I'm still not going to give them a 10 rating anywhere unless the highest score is 100. The term bush league was invented for garbage like this and should never be unironically emulated by anyone. |
| 24 | 10.08.2024 | LucasVentura | 10.0 | |
| 25 | 24.06.2024 | DWhite93 | 10.0 | |
| 26 | 13.06.2024 | Killerman | 10.0 | |
| 27 | 06.06.2024 | chaqudemus | 10.0 | |
| 28 | 22.05.2024 | ChikawaStyle | 10.0 | |
| 29 | 20.05.2024 | MooGati | 10.0 | |
| 30 | 05.05.2024 | AustinBerg5001 | 10.0 | |
| 31 | 29.04.2024 | JoLUVmania | 10.0 | |
| 32 | 28.03.2024 | Chad3432 | 10.0 | This promo is insane, incomprehensible, and hilarious. That being said this is my favorite promo of all time just because of its quotability. 10/10 promo and the funniest thing I have ever heard. |
| 33 | 19.03.2024 | almghtyspng | 10.0 | |
| 34 | 19.03.2024 | JumpinJerry | 10.0 | |
| 35 | 18.03.2024 | TheDoubleDarkness | 10.0 | |
| 36 | 18.03.2024 | Pigeon Scratch | 10.0 | Yes, this promo really isn't that good. But also, it is *that* good. That doesn't make sense, but that's just how much of an anomaly this promo is. It shouldn't be good, it has so many reasons why its not good, but the delivery alone and just how legendary this promo has become, and just how easy it is to reference it with your friends at any time, I have to put it at a 10. |
| 37 | 06.03.2024 | Austinisaew | 10.0 | |
| 38 | 06.03.2024 | ParkwayDriver | 10.0 | |
| 39 | 23.02.2024 | The Quick Man | 10.0 | |
| 40 | 18.02.2024 | perconflncns | 10.0 | |
| 41 | 16.01.2024 | RawrIsWar | 10.0 | This is a 10 promo if ever there was one. Required viewing for every wrestler, especially if they want to succeed. Don't bother listening to to the holy Fs (Flair, Foley, & Funk) all there is, and all there ever should be is Zandig. |
| 42 | 11.01.2024 | HC7 | 10.0 | |
| 43 | 09.01.2024 | texasyosh | 10.0 | |
| 44 | 12.12.2023 | beat716 | 10.0 | |
| 45 | 13.11.2023 | forwardtodeath | 10.0 | |
| 46 | 07.11.2023 | devourblast | 10.0 | |
| 47 | 19.10.2023 | Hunterthebird | 10.0 | |
| 48 | 13.10.2023 | LegoStar97 | 10.0 | This promo is a wrestling classic. The "JESUS! " line has been stuck in my head for two years now. Zandig forgetting his line and just yells "I'm..." aggressively. Robby Mireno yelling "What the FUCK just happened? ! " and getting shoved by Zandig at the end. |
| 49 | 10.08.2023 | turtleHRZ | 10.0 | |
| 50 | 20.05.2023 | Crippler Crossface | 10.0 | |
| 51 | 19.04.2023 | MainEventMaster | 10.0 | |
| 52 | 11.04.2023 | AidanArcher | 10.0 | |
| 53 | 01.04.2023 | RuNeN00b | 10.0 | |
| 54 | 18.02.2023 | Blaine | 10.0 | |
| 55 | 12.02.2023 | BongStroman | 10.0 | |
| 56 | 11.02.2023 | Tamjuk | 10.0 | |
| 57 | 09.02.2023 | eBento | 10.0 | I think this rating is only fair given how important this promo (and others like it, such as Booker T's famous WE COMIN FOR YOU promo) is to IWC culture. |
| 58 | 09.02.2023 | StardomJMD | 10.0 | |
| 59 | 09.02.2023 | UltimoBreakfast | 10.0 | This promo restored my faith in God, no joke. I think any promo that is capable of doing that is worth a rating of 10. |
| 60 | 08.02.2023 | King Lurk | 10.0 | |
| 61 | 08.02.2023 | IsThisWrestling | 10.0 | |
| 62 | 07.02.2023 | KP | 10.0 | |
| 63 | 07.02.2023 | Reinhard Lohengramm | 10.0 | |
| 64 | 07.02.2023 | EliasAC | 10.0 | |
| 65 | 07.02.2023 | XXDoubleHHXX | 10.0 | This is hilarious and the most recognizable promo in the world. John Zandig is a complete crazy person at this point feuding with H8 Club, CZW was awesome in 2001. |
| 66 | 07.02.2023 | Epifana | 10.0 | |
| 67 | 07.02.2023 | Justt | 10.0 | |
| 68 | 07.02.2023 | Rigno | 10.0 | If you haven't seen this promo, you aren't a wrestling fan. Probably in the top 5 most viewed wrestling promos on the internet, and it's deserved. |
| 69 | 07.02.2023 | deathsitcom | 10.0 | |
| 70 | 07.02.2023 | glhrams | 10.0 | |
| 71 | 07.02.2023 | FredericPigeon | 10.0 | |
| 72 | 07.02.2023 | Slayer10 | 10.0 | |
| 73 | 07.02.2023 | KuczyPL | 7.0 | On one side, this is without a doubt a good promo, but it's also full of pointless, nonsensical rambling. However, the "JESUS! " moment will stand out as one of the funniest moments in wrestling history. That being said, you can't rate a promo just because of only ONE moment that lasted for approximately two seconds. And don't get me wrong - the most "important" part of this promo is the funniest one and I would easily give this bit alone a 11/10 rating, if this was possible. At the same time, I can't forget about the rest, which is far from interesting, let alone spectacular. |
| 74 | 07.02.2023 | CrossFaceX | 10.0 | |
| 75 | 07.02.2023 | puroraisedme | 10.0 | |
| 76 | 07.02.2023 | laldila | 10.0 | |
| 77 | 07.02.2023 | Rainmaker4196 | 10.0 | |
| 78 | 07.02.2023 | catsarecool | 10.0 | |
| 79 | 07.02.2023 | homunculus | 10.0 | |
| 80 | 07.02.2023 | yeelord | 10.0 | Zandig is a poet, everything he says it makes you truly believe his words. his anger toward the H8 Club is unmatched, nothing will ever top this promo. it's infamous for all the right reasons. |
| 81 | 07.02.2023 | jomshom | 10.0 | |
| 82 | 07.02.2023 | Kung | 10.0 | |
| 83 | 06.02.2023 | Rudakov | 10.0 | |
| 84 | 06.02.2023 | Burning V Sternness | 10.0 | So bad it's hilarious. Zandig is just generally a wacky figure in Pro Wrestling and promos like this show why |
| 85 | 06.02.2023 | joaosousa20 | 10.0 | |
| 86 | 06.02.2023 | GonzoAppreciator | 10.0 | |
| 87 | 06.02.2023 | Brzyboi | 10.0 | |
| 88 | 06.02.2023 | Shadow Explosion | 10.0 | |
| 89 | 06.02.2023 | No One | 10.0 | |
| 90 | 06.02.2023 | Dragon Master Adam | 10.0 | |
| 91 | 06.02.2023 | kford13 | 10.0 | One of the best worst promos ever, immortalized by Botchamania. You couldnt go to a CZW show without someone yelling JEEZUS amongst the crowd. |
| 92 | 06.02.2023 | AM | 10.0 | |
| 93 | 06.02.2023 | wwetitlefan2 | 10.0 | |
| 94 | 06.02.2023 | fungi22 | | The best uh promo. Set the stage for wrestlers doing the Zandig pose for decades. A meme God. We only wish this man the best as he trys to resurrect the ultraviolent underground. |
| 95 | 06.02.2023 | boymeetsworld | 10.0 | |
| 96 | 06.02.2023 | Kluuz | 10.0 | One of the greatest promos of all-time. So much emotion, rage and intensity. Quoted by many to this day, including myself. |
| 97 | 06.02.2023 | Makoto92 | 10.0 | Absolute classic promo from legendary John Zandig from chamber of weights and measures. Most quotable and decorated speech, for sure. |
| 98 | 06.02.2023 | Bandid0 | | This promo goes beyond CZW or indy wrestling. You can find the Zandig 'Jesus' gif on reddit about video games, movies or even on gardening. |
| 99 | 06.02.2023 | Leth99 | 10.0 | He did this promo as a tribute to the nonsensical Ultimate Warrior promos and it worked to perfection, because he was being "bad" on purpose and he became iconic. CZW might've fallen a bit since 2001, but this promo and those years were really great despite it being a ultraviolent nonsensical promotion. This is CZW in a nutshell, if you also play the beatdown before this |
| 100 | 06.02.2023 | Suzukigun | 10.0 | Never gave a damn about CZW but this promo is iconic. Whenever you think of some of the funniest promos ever, this has to be near the top of the list. |
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