"Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan shall be running for their lives"

[We join Howard Finkel who is in the ring with The Genius]

Howard Finkel: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, in the ring, to recite a poem, I give you The Genius!"

The Genius: "From The Meadowlands Arena to the multitudes beyond
I, The Genius, full of glory and renown,
Share my wonderous words of wisdom with this SummerSlam spectacular
To validate my mortar board and gown.

Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan shall be running for their lives;
The highest card they're holding is a deuce,
They are totally unqualified to match the royal flush that shall be coming
From the Macho Man and Zeus.

'Scary Sherri' is the term that Brutus Beefcake used in slander,
And he had the nerve to call her overdressed
That's when the Barber got a trim that wasn't on the schedule,
Because Sherri is a cut above the rest.

On the other hand, Elizabet is absolutely useless.
She is less than just another pretty face.
When you add the unknown factor of 'The Human Wrecking Machine',
Tonight the Hulk shall be in second place."