"Davey Boy Smith was a test-tube baby"

[Ed Whalen is in the ring interviewing World Mid-Heavyweight Champion Dynamite Kid, and his manager JR Foley (who is wearing a rather eye-catching tartan jacket). Kid has just beaten Robbie Stewart, despite his cousin (and rival) Davey Boy Smith attempting to cost him the match]

Ed Whalen: [to Foley] "I meant to say earlier: That's a lovely new coat, when are you going to give it back to Bozo the Clown?"

JR Foley: "Never mind about the coat, Ed. You've got this Davey Boy Smith poking his nose where he shouldn't do, in our business. Well, I tell you what, Davey Boy Smith, you are not in-line for a title shot with Dynamite yet. There's Randy Webber, TG Stone, first and second rating, and there's also a third, Mike Hammer. But Davey Boy Smith, what I've heard about you; always playing with little girls - you should go and join the girls' basketball team! [to Dynamite Kid] What do you say, Kid?"

Dynamite Kid: [to Whalen] "Let me tell you something, Mr. Whalen: Do you remember a few weeks ago, I told you that Boy Smith's mother and father died before he was born? You remember that?"

Ed Whalen: "Yes, yes..."

Dynamite Kid: "The answer to that, Mr. Whalen, is... Davey Boy Smith was a test-tube baby. Boy Smith you're not human, baby! You're not human. Let me tell you something, you're putting us in this ring tonight after I beat 'The Big Scotsman' [Robbie Stewart]. Yeah, that's right; 'The Big Scotsman', all 95 pounds of him! [Foley laughs] Why'd you need to be here? Because you want a title shot? Let me tell you something Boy Smith, you don't deserve a title shot. Why? Because you're not human - you come from a test-tube, baby! I'm human, Johnny [Foley] here's human. Hey man, go back to Jupiter or Mars, you don't belong on this planet, baby."

Ed Whalen: "I might debate that human thing--"

JR Foley: "Ed, the party's at Bowness Hotel tonight."

Ed Whalen: "No, forget it."

[Dynamite Kid and JR Foley leave the ring]