"Are you Beavis or Butthead?"

[Les Thatcher is in the ring with Chris Jericho and Lance Storm; the Thrillseekers]

Les Thatcher: "Welcome to 'Personality Profile', and on today's profile we're going to talk to Chris and Lance: The Thrillseekers. And you guys have cut a wide path through Smokey Mountain since you've arrived and it has just has been a-- just a few weeks ago."

Chris Jericho: "Yeah, you know we just got here to Smokey Mountain Wrestling, and we would just like to say that so far, all of the fans in the entire territory have treated us like this is our country, and we would like to say thank you to everybody, cos everybody has been real good to us, and made us feel really at home, you know?"

Les Thatcher: "Alright, great. Of course, there's been a lot of, uh, tough competitors come out of Canada, now you guys have tried to follow in the footsteps, right here in this area. Ronny Garvin for many years was a top dog."

Lance Storm: "Yeah, there's a lot of great stars come out of Canada. We've came to Rocky Mount-- Smoky Mountain Wrestling where a lot of great tag teams are, so Chris and I are hoping to make our mark in a tag team situation. We're taking the Canadian wrestling down here to the United States, adapt it to the style here. And we're really happy to be here, the fans have treated us great."

Les Thatcher: "That's great. And you know mentioning the tag teams, there's a great line of them tag teams, of course Rock & Roll Express have got those belts, but Candido and, uh, Brian Lee. And yourselves, and-- Oh wait, hold on a minute here. And speaking of great tag teams, uh-- [Timothy Well and Steve Dunn, the team known as Well Dunn, enter the ring] Now wait-- You- you- you guys-- You guys don't have an interview here, you know that?"

Timothy Well "Hey, we got an interview cos we say we got an interview. Let me tell you something-- "

Les Thatcher: "Alright guys."

Timothy Well "--it's real simple: Every since we been here in Smokey Mountain Wrestling, these guys have been dodging us and we ain't been getting the fair treatment around here. Now we been on the WWF. We've all been over the world wrestling, and we get no respect. And I think it's time we get a little bit of respect. We got a list right here, and my partners going to read it. And you're gonna listen, and so are they!"

Steve Dunn: "Let me tell you something Mr. Announcer, we got a list right here. [Les Thatcher: "Yeah, can you read it?"] Every top wrestler-- Yeah, I can read it! I can read it! We want some music videos. Everybody's got music videos. [Timothy Well: "That's right!"] We ain't got no music videos. We want some big contracts. Everybody's getting a big match here. Rock and Roll Express. Everybody's getting impressed here, with these two clowns right here; big, big party when they come into town. Everybody's got entrance music. We ain't got entrance music. [to Well] Do we got music?"

Timothy Well: "We don't have no music! We ain't got no music!"

Les Thatcher: "Well, did you bring any?"

Steve Dunn: "We don't have-- to get these interviews up close and personal! They [the Thrillseekers] are getting the money! We want some of the pie!"

Chris Jericho: "Uh, e-excuse me, which one are you - are you Beavis or Butthead?" [Well Dunn move to attack the Thrillseekers]

Les Thatcher: "Woah woah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Not now, not now, not now."

Chris Jericho: "You know, let me tell you guys something: Maybe the reason why you guys don't get any of these things on your little list is because maybe you guys don't deserve them! [cheers from the crowd] You guys have been around, but as far as Smokey Mountain Wrestling goes, maybe you haven't been working hard enough, getting out on the streets, and deserving these things that you want. Everybody else - the Rock & Roll Express, the Thrillseekers, everybody else - has went out and worked hard for these things that you want, and I ain't seen you guys do nothing but sit here and whine and complain about it!"

Steve Dunn: "Well let me tell you something: We've been chasing you two flying squirrels all over Smokey Mountain!"

Timothy Well: "That's right!"

Steve Dunn: "Now I'll tell you something: You think we don't deserve it? Anytime, anywhere - we don't care if it's right here on TV - we'll fight you guys, we'll beat you two punks and we'll show all your stupid fans just what kind of no-talent little punks you are!"

Les Thatcher: "You know, I guess what ought to be done--"

Timothy Well: "How about it? How about it? Next week, huh?"

Chris Jericho: "You- you guys want a match against us?"

Timothy Well: "That's right!"

Chris Jericho: "How about next week the Well Dunn fights the Thrillseekers, right in this ring! [to the crowd] What do you say? What do you say?" [the crowd cheers]

Lance Storm: "Chris, hang on."

Timothy Well: [to Storm] "Oh, you're scared, huh?"

Lance Storm: [to Jericho] "I think you should check with me on something like this, and you should ask me if we're going to get in here next week and we're going to fight them."

Chris Jericho: "Alright, alright; Lance, do you want to have a match against Well Dunn next week?"

Lance Storm: "Well I'm afraid my answer's not going to be yes, but HELL YES. Next week!"

Steve Dunn: "Next week! Right here! We get you in the ring!"

Les Thatcher: "Alright, alright. That's it for 'Personality Profile'. Next week it's Well Dunn against the Thrillseekers."