"You ain't a dead man, you just a dead issue"

John Cena: "You need to listen, Undertaker, I've been watching you, Deadman.
You're full of more crap than a super-sized bedpan.

And this whole thing's a front, man, you ain't never been deceased.
You drive from funeral to funeral, just to hit on a priest.

I heard rumors about you, dawg, you used to hit on men often.
I two-way'd Paul Bearer, he said you shared the same coffin.

It was never 'Deadman', the whole time you were fakin'.
And you beatin' John Cena? You gravely mistaken.

See, you old news, dawg. Fans won't even miss you.
You ain't a dead man, you just a dead issue.

And at Vengeance I'm going to prove the Big Dog is all bark.
I'm gonna claim my territory, piss right on the mark.

Word Life!"