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"You look at me when I'm talking to you, or we can straighten this out right now!"


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"You look at me when I'm talking to you, or we can straighten this out right now!"
[Kurt Angle has invited Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman out, and they join him in the ring. It is the Monday Night RAW the day after the Great Balls of Fire pay-per-view, where Brock Lesnar successfully defended his title against Samoa Joe in the main event, while Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns in an Ambulance Match on the undercard. After the match Reigns escaped the ambulance, attacked Strowman, locked him in the back of the vehicle and reversed it into a production truck.]

Kurt Angle: "Brock Lesnar, 14 years ago at WrestleMania you defeated me for the WWE championship. And I'm not gonna lie to you, you probably took a few years off of my career in that match, but what amazes me is that you get better and better every single year. Now I'm not gonna lie to you, I thought Samoa Joe might take you out but I was wrong. You are still the Universal champion. Congratulations!" [Kurt Angle shakes Brock Lesnar's hand]

Paul Heyman: "Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle, BRROOCK LLESNAR! Anything else?"

Kurt Angle: "Well Mr. Heyman, I thought you and your client Brock Lesnar would be curious this- to my ideas of who will challenge Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam for the Universal Title!"

Paul Heyman: "To be blunt with you Mr. Angle, I did not expect that we come out here live on Monday Night Raw to do a... Monday Night Raw creative meeting leading into SummerSlam! We don't just volunteer our services for brainstorming in public. I know you're fitting into your new corporate role with your suit, and your tie, and you have all these personal problems playing out on your phone, so we'll leave you to all these corporate decisions and your personal problems, and thank you for your time, and bid you a pleasant good evening!" [Lesnar and Heyman move to leave the ring, but before they can do so Roman Reigns' theme song hits, stopping them in their tracks. Reigns comes down the ramp and joins Angle, Lesnar and Heyman in the ring.]

Kurt Angle: [to Heyman and Lesnar] "Hold on, Ho-We're not done with this conversation, Paul. We're not done. [to Reigns] Roman, you got a lot of nerve comin' out here after what you pulled last night!"

Roman Reigns: "What I pulled?! So let me-let me just get this correct. I'm standing in the ring with Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, and the father of hardcore himself Paul Heyman, and you said I went too far? Are you kidding me?! You guys were all a part of the Attitude Era. We all know how that went! You destroyed everything. You blew everything up."

Kurt Angle: "That was then, this is now!"

Roman Reigns: "Well, let me tell you what you can do now, you can thank me, because you didn't know how to handle Braun Strowman, and [to Lesnar] you're never around to! [the crowd goes 'Ooooh!'] So if anything, I did you a favor, so maybe you owe me one, and maybe that one... Is [pointing to Lesnar] HIM at SummerSlam!" [Lesnar laughs at this suggestion, but Heyman looks intrigued...]

Paul Heyman: "No, No I- I, I like that, Brock Lesnar versus Roman Reigns at--" [Lesnar takes the microphone from Heyman]

Brock Lesnar: [to Heyman] "You gotta be kidding me? [to Reigns] You actually think you deserve a shot at this? You don't deserve shit, buddy! Right now is as close as you're gonna get to this title. You don't deserve it my man. This is as close as you're gonna get--" [Lesnar is interrupted by Samoa Joe's theme music. Joe makes his down the ramp and climbs into the ring.]

Samoa Joe: "Well... Aren't we all living in a wonderful fantasy land!? So I'll tell you what, how about I drag us all back down to reality?"

Brock Lesnar: "Reality is I kicked your ass last night! That's the reality!"

Samoa Joe: "Oh don't worry about that, 'cause sooner than later I'm putting your ass to sleep. Hey, you know in your heart of hearts, if you're really honest with yourself: You didn't beat me last night, you escaped me!"

Brock Lesnar: "Oh yes, I did! This is for real, Joe!"

Samoa Joe: [to Reigns] "Ay! And you? You've never beaten me!"

Paul Heyman: "Hey, hey. Excuse me, excuse me, and excuse me! Let's just get one thing straight. From my opinion, and my opinion does matter around here, 'The Big Dog' that put The Undertaker on a Samoan trophy case? that's a claim for a title opportunity. The excommunicated Samoan thrown out of his own tribe, that took an F-5?! YOU'LL NEVER SEE BROCK LESNAR IN A TITLE MATCH AGAIN! MARK MY WORDS: NEVER. YOU'RE DONE! YOU'RE FINISHED."

Samoa Joe: [to Lesnar, while pointing at Heyman] "You see that? You see that? That's your advocate! That's the man who knows you better than an--" [Lesnar angrily bumps heads with Joe pointing to his title and asking 'You see this? You see this?' Angle gets between the two men and shouts 'Enough!']

Hey, hey. [to Lesnar] You need to listen to your advocate, he's protecting you from me. Because in his heart, deep down at the bottom of his soul, he knows I'm the one, I'm the man... [Lesnar turns away from Joe and shouts at Reigns] Ay! You look at me when I'm talking to you, or we can straighten this out right now! [pointing at Heyman] He's the man that knows I got your number."

Brock Lesnar: "Boy, you're about to piss me right off!"

Roman Reigns: [to Samoa Joe] "Hold up, you got his number?"

Kurt Angle: "Alright hold on guys! Hold on."

Roman Reigns: [to Samoa Joe] "I guess you showed the whole world that last night, right?! Heh."

Kurt Angle: Alright, listen up; that's enough, that's enough. Here's what we're gonna do--"

Samoa Joe: "Wait, wait, wait, wait. [to Reigns] Hey, you're real mouthy for a man who got beat down by Braun Strowman last night!"

Roman Reigns: "Look at me. Now look at Braun if you can find him!"

Kurt Angle: [getting between Joe and Reigns] "Alright, alright hold on, hold on. Guys, guys. I-I go-I HAVE AN IDEA! Listen just calm down. This is what we're gonna do. You all had grueling matches last night. Next week it's gonna be Samoa Joe versus Roman Reigns, the winner of that match will become number one contender and challenge Brock Lesnar for the Universal Title at SummerSlam.

Now if you guys go to blows right now, I will cancel that match! DID YOU HEAR ME? I said I will cancel the match, and I mean it. So no going blows tonight. You save it. Rest it, and let's look forward to Summerslam. Let's look forward to Summerslam. Go! [Reigns and Joe continue to stare each other down, the crowd begins to chant 'Fight, fight, fight, fight!']

What did I say? Is this worth a title loss? You have a title shot! Are you gonna give it up for that? Calm down guys! I will cancel the match. Alright? Let's look forward to Summerslam, think about it, okay? Alright." [Reigns and Samoa Joe agree to call it off as Kurt Angle's music hits]
- Credit: Thanks to inmate zeaL for transcribing this promo.
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