"We're out to demolish and destroy!"

[Sean Mooney is in the locker room with Demolition ahead of their Tag Team Title against the defending champions The Colossal Connection; Andre the Giant and Haku]

Sean Mooney: "With me, Ax and Smash of Demolition. Gentlemen, perhaps you heard some of the commentary from the Tag Team Champions?"

Ax: "Yeah we heard - 'Eliminate us', huh? Well let me tell you why they call me 'The Ax': Because I can cut down the biggest redwood there is; even if he is seven feet four, five hundred pounds. And I'll sheer the limbs off that Polynesian oak. But just before I finish chopping them down, I'm going to stand back, look at them and yell "TIMBERRRRRR!"

Smash: "That sounds pretty good! But let me tell you what I'D like to do to Andre the Giant and Haku: I'd like to throw them in the back of a semi tractor trailer, get behind that wheel, push the pedal to the metal and drive them straight off a cliff and watch them SMASH into smithereens!"

Sean Mooney: "Gentlemen, this is beginning to sound like a demolition derby?"

Ax: "Now you're catching on! Because that's exactly what happens every time Demolition's in the ring. And this match is no different. We're out to demolish and destroy!

Smash: "And after the match is all over, the only thing that's going to be salvageable from that scrapheap will be the metal we're going to use to forge our new Tag Team Championship belts! HAAA!"