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"But I still hate caskets"

Promo

Promo Data

Title:

Worker(s):

Gene Snitsky, Heidenreich

Date:

30.01.2005

Promotion:

World Wrestling Entertainment

Event:

WWE Royal Rumble 2005 (Card with guide)

Feud:

Undertaker vs. Heidenreich

Promo

Heidenreich: "Caskets... caskets... I... HATE... caskets..."

[Heidenreich stöhnt vor Aufgewühltheit, ehe er Snitsky erblickt]

Gene Snitsky: "I hear you don't like caskets?"

Heidenreich: "Like? I don't like caskets. I HATE them!"

Snitsky: "I know. I know you hate caskets. I don't like them either. But I do like you, Jon."

Heidenreich: "Well, I like you too, Gene. But I still hate caskets."

Snitsky: "I know. I know, Jon. But I have an idea."

Heidenreich: "You do?"

Snitsky: "Yeah."

Heidenreich: "Okay. That... that sounds good."

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Valid votes: 48

Number of comments: 23

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Average rating: 3.31 [48]

Average rating in 2026: 0.00 [1]

Average rating in 2025: 3.00 [3]

Average rating in 2024: 3.75 [4]

Average rating in 2023: 2.00 [2]

Average rating in 2022: 2.67 [3]

Average rating in 2021: 2.00 [1]

Average rating in 2020: 3.00 [1]

Average rating in 2018: 3.50 [2]

Average rating in 2017: 3.50 [2]

Average rating in 2016: 0.50 [2]

Average rating in 2015: 6.00 [1]

Average rating in 2012: 4.00 [1]

Average rating in 2011: 4.00 [1]

Average rating in 2010: 3.00 [1]

Average rating in 2009: 3.67 [3]

Average rating in 2008: 5.00 [3]

Average rating in 2007: 3.53 [17]

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StringsRollins wrote on 13.02.2026:

[0.0] "Another case of being an objectively horrible promo segment that I adore. More gay than some adult films I've seen, and I've seen a lot. Nether of these guys were very good (Snitsky eventually became competent) but they were weirdly magnetic to watch sometimes and this segment is gold."

JacquesRougeauCanHaveMyWife wrote on 25.06.2024:

[4.0] "I can't help but enjoy these two doofuses interacting with each other. They give such a homoerotic vibe every time they're together on the screen that no matter how bad their stuff is it's so entertaining at the same time."

Dynamax Dawn wrote on 10.05.2023:

[0.0] "God this was so bad haha. It really sounds like they were trying to fill time by saying absolutely nothing at all. They also really doesn't sound like they hate caskets because they don't sound scared at all. Absolutely awful acting in this promo."

crs285 wrote on 24.10.2022:

[1.0] "Heidenreich most memorable promo in his career and it was not good. Nothing notable about this promo just him complaining and Snitsky being a voice of reason"

Mizzle Assault Ant wrote on 28.05.2016:

[1.0] "I actually did not mind these two at first, but once they started doing goofy stuff like this it was all over. Amazing that we nearly got these two against Kane & Undertaker at 'Mania."

jcb9 wrote on 09.05.2016:

[0.0] "One of the most famously awful promos of all time, featuring two of of the most famously awful WWE wrestlers of all time. Giving this any ranking other than 0 and 1 makes no sense to me whatsoever."