2 | 26.07.2024 | JTI | 3.0 | AEW Warm Body Doofus Heel Jobber Squad #48. Worse than The Dark Order but better than QTV. This time it's a guy who's so jacked it's his literal name palling around with a couple chubby dudes and pretending they're not (? ). I dunno like, their big catchphrase is "Titty City" but dude doesn't really have very big moobs? He's like a slightly fatter Eddie Kingston but pretends he's Big Daddy V. It's really weird. Bear Beefcake Boulder and Bear Bulk Bronson are fine, much better as a duo, because Jacked is pretty awful and feels like some shit out of WXO in the 90s. Also their signature taunt is I guess supposed to be them motorboating a pair of imaginary breasts but their hands are positioned so it looks more like analingus. Seriously y'all, rotate your hands about 90 degrees outwards. |