| 1 | 09.05.2025 | Rudakov | 5.0 | Why not do a disco themed veteran lowcard unit? Inoue didn't stick for long, Tany has good comedy sense, but it feels he was not fully into it, but Yone & Saito was a really fun duo. |
| 2 | 25.10.2023 | benny5bellys | 3.0 | No one in the history of pro wrestling has been excited to see a Funky Express match. I would say that at least the provide light relief in the middle of the card but A) They were usually on first and B) They were never actually funny unless you piss yourself at a feather boa and an afro. |
| 3 | 16.06.2022 | UltraNano54 | 5.0 | Weird team that don't really belong in NOAH and feel more like a team from DDT but they are fine I guess and not necessarily "bad" so I feel a 5 is suitable. |
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