Queen Of The Death Matches 2007

[2.0] "So the show starts off with a drunk Ian Rotten rambling on tryna explain how the tornament is gonna go. LuFisto/ROXIE/BB- Fuck all happens. Roxie struggles to get in the barbed wire ring. Terrible wrestling terrible everything. Lufisto kicks Walls right in the fuckin head to eliminate her. Fisto trys her best to carry Roxie to a decent match but sadly fails to get anything great going. 1*. HEAT/STORM/KNUCKLES- Nothing happens again. Micky Knuckles surprisingly gets eliminated, other then that it's some nobodys cutting emselfs with barbed wire. I have no idea how that Storm jobber won. 1*. MICKIE/BB- Mickie makes her entrance and comes like a bat outta hell covered in blood and just starts beating tf outta Walls right off the bat to kick things off looking like a compete badass in the process. BB got her fucking shit rocked the entire match. For the finish Mickie kicks a thumbtack bat right into her fucking head. Poor BB Walls, just a mental squash match. 2*. MISTY/ROXIE- Onna side note before I get into this match Misty's theme song is a banger. That's all I cant say about this match... Seriously it was terrible.1/2*. LUFISTO/STORM- This match is finnaly when Ian's comentary really gets to me. Lufisto gets some wire cutters and grabs some wire off the ropes to cut her with. They brawl on the outside for abit and Fisto gets thrown into a brick wall. At one point Storm hits Lufisto with a legit pumpkin inna sick spot. These women didnt mesh to well but it was definitely the best match of the night so far but that dosent say much. I'm gonna give it a extra 1/4* due to some creativity.2and1/4*. MICKIE/ROXIE- Another nothing match, atleast there was some allright violence. Almost all the women in this tornament look like they have no idea what the hell there doing. With that being said thankfully Mickie does know what shes doing (the 2nd being Lufisto) and thankfully carries Roxie Cotten to a decently hard hitting taipei deathmatch. Wasnt really anything special though. After the match a drunk Ian makes another person tryn drink the coolaid .2and1/4*. DERANGED/OTIS- I didnt enjoy this at all but it was better workrate then the other matches so far. 2*. LUFISTO/KNUCKLES- Easily the best match of the night. Obviously this was what the plan was for the first year i think but Lufisto was injured. If I was watching at the time I dont think the build for this match was worth it tho the match was fine. 2and3/4*. Overall a fucking terrible show. I think it was bs seeing Lufisto have to stoop to this level of fighting garbage no names this late into her career. Just do not watch. I dont know why I wasted my time writing a review for this shitty show but please do not watch this. Definitely avoid like the plague"