[0.0] "Uncharismatic, unathletic, out of shape and very limited in the ring. Couldn't do much besides doing the most basic of big man offense and is completely gassed by the time the match starts. And he won the USWA Heavyweight Championship? Baffling shit all around."
[1.0] "Just another fat white boy who was shitty in the wrestling business and somehow even shittier in the real world. I'm only giving him a 1 because he's the 1st IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Champion."
[3.0] "So-bad-its-good silly gimmick and sub-par ring work but I'll be darned if I wasn't dying laughing more often than not by sheer disbelief of what I was seeing. So he gets a 3 instead of a 1 for sheer enjoyment over quality"
[0.0] "Worst promos Ive ever seen, no charisma and a bad impression of multiple wrestlers. Terrible in ring, so obese he was nearly immobile. Inept and incompetent selling, awful offense. Awkward and stumbling the entire time and after 2 minutes hes totally winded. And if thats not enough: hes a disgusting playground prowler. The bottom of the barrel."
[1.0] "Michael's career ended in disgrace, he ended career after charges of possession of child pornography. At the same time, as a wrestler, he did not stand out in any way, his most famous gimmick was a parody of WWF/WCW superstars, and he even managed to win heavyweight title in Memphis by defeating Brian Christopher, in addition, he became the first-ever IWA Mid-South Heavyweight champion. He was not a particularly talented performer, but at the same time had some contact with the audience."
