[2.0] "Jeez what can I even say about this guy? He is a wrestler; who wears black trunks, gray knee pads and black boots. He has shaggy blond hair and a blonde goatee, an obvious beer belly in tow. There he is, being there, filling a spot on the card. NEXT! EDIT: Oh, Oh no. Oh my. Bwahahaha, I just learned he was "The Mummy" in Southwest Championship Wrestling. Sweet merciful crap that was a considerably dire gimmick that did *NOT* fit that promotion **whatsoever**, no thank you."