4x4

[3.0] "Y'know, I have a soft spot for motherfuckers who are jacked to high heaven. But I can only somewhat defend the monstrously built Teddy Reade. He had about 10 actual matches and seemed like a convincing threat (aside the overalls whoch made his physique look goofy) but the guy just wasn't good. He wasn't hard to watch but I can't give him an 'adequate' rating just because I like the fact he's built like a tank. He's definitely not a "flop 50" though."

[1.0] "There's not much of note here. A guy hired presumably only because of his look, 4x4 made the Ultimate Warrior look like the most versatile wrestler ever, having like four moves in total that I have seen; punching, a bear hug, a body slam and I think he did a big splash onto a guy's back once. I guess he has an okay look, but it's kinda undercut by the fact that he's not especially tall by wrestling standards. I suppose he could provide as a bodyguard (which was his main role in WCW anyways), but not much else."

[1.0] "Genuinely one of the most unique looking dudes I've ever seen in wrestling. Legitimately, I don't remember seeing someone with his physique ever. It's bizarre. I don't want to body shame him, it seems fine, but how? Anyway, he was a bodyguard from the music scene turned wrestler with the really bad No Limit Soldiers angle, and he was pretty far and away the worst of them all - so WCW only put him on TV three times that I can find. He is genuinely one of the least talented in-ring wrestlers I have ever seen, I think even stiffs like Brakkus were better on a purely in-ring basis, and thanks to his Stretch Armstrong physique and weird choice of overalls, he didn't look terribly impressive, either. No real charisma, no promo skills to speak of, no legacy in wrestling. I've seen that he wrestled on the indies apparently into 2013? So I have to assume he got better, but based purely on his broadcast output, woof, awful."

[1.0] "A mountain of a man, Reade's most notable roles were in WCW, where he appeared as an enforcer/bodyguard for the No Limit Soldiers (under the name 4x4) and Harlem Heat 2000 (as Cassius). Despite his enormous physique, he was never able to show much in the line of ability. Ultimately his only legitimate in-ring appearance for WCW came in a battle royal on Thunder in 2000. Since then, he resurfaced a few times in Northeast Wrestling in 2007-08, but otherwise has been absent from the wrestling world and has worked as a celebrity bodyguard."