[4.0] "Not as funny or as good in the ring as the GOAT wrestling caveman Barbaro Cavernario. Minor points just for being the amusing sideman in MPro matches, as long as he doesn't have a match himself he's mildly entertaining."
[3.0] "By whatever name he goes by, he's decidedly not good, even when you just consider his comedy wrestling. To quote Meatwad, "I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it." Anything he was ever given was out of his sheer loyalty to Michinoku Pro. Then again, it's easy to be loyal to one place when nobody else would ever think about putting you on their show."