[5.0] "Another decent match, but not really memorable. A mix of comedy wrestling and a few impactful moves. It's pretty fast-paced and not very suspenseful. Match stakes: 1/2 Match justification: 0/1 Wrestling quality: 0.5/2 Place on the card: 0.5/1 Suspense: 0/1 Penalize or value elements: -0.5 because I think the title deserves better construction. Total: 4.5/10""
[5.0] "When Bert and Ernie come out during GoD's entrance you should set your expectaions pretty low to avoid disappointment. This is one of those matches that has comedy mixed with high spots that never really feel impactful to the match, making this more of a fun distraction for a few minutes. Although I don't mind a nothing match being on the card, it isn't good for the tag titles that are already nearly meaningless. WCWC challenged GoD in the post match for a title match on the next STRONG event but, their promo was not very good and felt similar to cringe NXT2.0 stuff. **1/2"
[6.0] "Perfectly fine but not much more. The monster sauce guys seemed to mesh well enough and complimented each other's style, more so perhaps than the champs. I thought the double walking the rope spot was dorky and came off poorly, but the match itself was decent enough. ***"
[6.0] "ELP and Hikuleo are a fun tag team, it's not something you axpect it to have 5* matches but come on that's pretty enough for GoD. The challenger team was... weird and I 've never thought they could have actually won but at least the Chocksleams spam was good. ***1/4"
[7.0] "This match surprised me, it was pretty short but everything they did was pretty well done and entertaining. Phantasmo and Zayne did some cool high flying stuff here and there meanwhile Hikuleo and Archer were menacing big men doing their stuff, this fusion of wrestling styles was really refreshing to see here. If it went a little longer it could have been even better. ***1/4"
[4.0] "Liked this but it really wasn't anything and it only got 9 minutes. They did the best with what time they had and there was some really good team move spots. Although it felt choreographed and not like a match, that's what some bouts are, and that's perfectly okay. Guerillas' of Destiny retain their belts, commentary was generally pretty bad tonight, but that was mainly due to the new commentators first time ever calling for NJPW, although that still ruins the vibe of a lot matches tonight. Anyway what I liked is they did build the Main Event a little by saying their team member will ALSO defending his title vs Shingo. Earlier in the week, even day of, news was surfacing that Tonga and WWE were in talks. Which made the Main Event more marketable which was great for Tonga, but also in turn helped market and create interest for the tag match. The matches built each other which is the main reason for the rating I've given. I was into it, but that doesn't mean it was technically good, just interesting."
[6.0] "The odd couple pairing with El-P has actually papered over the gaps in Hikuleo's game, and seeing them against a similarly mis-matched team had some real novelty. I never thought I'd say this about a Hikuleo match, but I kind of would have enjoyed seeing this go a couple of more minutes."
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