Jimmy Jack Funk vs. Koko B. Ware

[0.0] "Classic carny confrontation: flash & finesse face vs Brawling bruiser baddie. The commentary is a great example of total garbage from the time. I always felt these two did decent work together. Things go back and forth for a while until a great looking powerslam definitely shifts things in Funk's favor. A diving fist drop misses, giving Ware a chance to recuperate, pugilistics proceed....the finish. oh good lord the finish. NO! AVOID! DELETE! ABORT!"

[4.0] "A bizarre contest. Jimmy Jack is, rightly, berated for being a bad Terry Funk knock off. He tries to channel some Terry in this one but it's Koko that takes all the best bumps. Just as they're working towards something meaningful, based on Koko coming back from the abuse, Jimmy slaps him about the rope he brought with him. The ref doesn't bother with the DQ until Jimmy pushes him over. Try running that finish south of the Mason-Dixon."

[3.0] "Koko comes out to his "song", Piledriver, which is dated and terrible now but was ok back then. Gorilla Monsoon makes the absurd remark that Jimmy Jack wears his mask everywhere when he's not wrestling. A pretty dull match by any standards."