Little Guido & Tracy Smothers vs. Super Nova & The Blue Meanie

[3.0] "There were some funny parts here in this tag match between both teams, but it was too much stupid comedy than there was actual wrestling and the in ring action between everyone was pretty bad."

[6.0] "Very solid opener, a bit underrated I think. Guido and Smothers are a tremendously fun team, very over in their role without even needing any hardcore stuff, just good old fashioned midcard heels doing great work in that vein. The dance off was amusing, a bit of CHIKARA pre-cursor I suppose. Nova had some nice moves too. It won't blow anyone's mind but it was a fairly fun match on a weak card."

[4.0] "It's a decent match, apart for the stupid stuff with Smothers' and Meanie's dance-off and referee body slamming The FBI. The rest was pretty solid, as Guido and Tracy understood tag team wrestling perfectly and were able to get something decent out of the jack-offs on the opposing team, but unfortunately they had to also do some silly shit."

[4.0] "Mostly fun goofing around. There's dance-offs by Meanie & Tracy Smothers, and the ref scoop slamming The FBI, and...oh yeah, some wrestling happens also. Yet again though, this is a pretty weak opener and feels like it should be somewhere else on the card."

[5.0] "Alright opener for Wrestlepalooza. This match is your typical match involving The Blue Meanie, dance-offs, goofy shenanigans, and a missed Meanie-Sault. Nothing to lose your mind about nor feel obligated to watch unless you are a diehard fan of 1 of the 4 wrestlers involved."

[5.0] "The usual dumb fun with the Blue Meanie, with plenty of dance-offs and ref bumps, not a bad way to open the show but nothing to go out of your way to watch either. The FBI gimmick was getting pretty stale by this point, though."