[1.0] "What a fever dream, can't believe this is even a real fucking match I mean how tf do you even rate something like this, the focus certainly isn't the action, it's more about nostalgia and individual moments since there are only like three guys who are (still) capable in the ring, Juice being here is so random but the reason why he spend most time for his team in the ring here, like they needed someone who can actually wrestle and fill the time in between the nostalgia spots by the old geezers in his team. Given, it was really awkward when Onita and the Rock n Roll Express were in the ring trying to do proper moves, I mean they are limited due to their age so they can only do so much but they were still fun, especially Onita with the mist and what can you even say about PCO's team? Literal war crime putting these folks together"
[5.0] "Jimmy Wang Yang fucking rules. Commentary asked why he's not on TV and I concur. The match was fine, besides Yang's sequence it was entirely built on the novelty of these 10 men being in the same match, and that novelty doesn't wear off before they do the finish. **1/2+"
[4.0] "Das war ein wildes Kuriositätenkabinett, bei dem man bei manchen wirklich merkte, dass sie nicht mehr so im Saft stehen. Es war okay für das was es sein sollte aber nicht mehr in meinen Augen, sodass ich 4 Punkte für angemessen halte."
[1.0] "The worst match I saw this weekend. I get that this was largely meant as nothing more than a collection of novelty acts, but Jesus was this painful to watch. This match was a heatless void with genuinely terrible action. Colt & Juice were the best pieces in this match, and the Cabana/Horowitz opening was easily the highlight, but they could not save this match from itself. The exclamation mark on it all was a botched, awkward, abysmal finish, with Onita and Dango fumbling with the chair for what felt like an eternity before Dango blatantly held the chair to his face for Onita to kick it to put us all out of our misery. An absolute atrocious piece of wrestling. 3/4*"
[5.0] "Okayes Match.Die Zusammenstellung der Wrestler ist natürlich ziemlich random und aufgrund des Alters einiger Akteure auch sehr langsam geführt, trotzdem gab es ab und an mal was zum schmunzeln. **1/4"
[6.0] "Fun stuff. Crazy to see such a variety of wrestlers from past and present. Cabana vs. Horowitz was neat. Jimmy Wang Yang looked good. PCO and Onita are lunatics."
[6.0] "Fun match, that commited to its objective, to prepare us to the main event. The team of the older ones didn't do much impressive things, just having Juice Robinson as exception. There were some good mechanics to see trough the match, but the overall is just satisfactory. [***]"
[4.0] "This was the wacky match of the show (yes, even above the Dirty Dishes Match), with random wrestlers joining Atsushi Onita and PCO... Barry Horowitz for goodness sake! Glad to see the Rock n Roll Express figure into this, but yeah just a bit too weird for my liking."
