Dan Champion vs. Dan The Dad

[4.0] "Very regular match, they lacked a lot of speed and emotion to bring to the match. It began funny and entertaining, but ended a bit flat. [**1/4]"

[6.0] "Nice fun in the Battle of the Dans, with Dan The Dad getting the better of the mighty Dan Champion despite having his glasses broken. I thought about taking a point off this for Val Capone's slander of New Balance shoes, but they helped The Dad win."