Hack Myers vs. Tony Stetson

[2.0] "Hm, why was this match on a special event? You gotta pad out the time I guess. Not sure why they bothered bringing Stetson back."

[3.0] "A bad match, but bad in a way that I still got some tiny semblance of entertainment out of it. At least stuff happened. There's been awful ECW matches that were five minutes of just circling the ring and then three moves then a pin, and I'd rather have this than that."

[1.0] "Very Flat everything that Myers even had was just gone with his previous two years. Plus who in the fuck is Tony Stenson. This is not something you kick off your shows with and thats for sure."

[3.0] "A 5 minute open-air between the two jobbers, with Hack Myers winning after a diving facebuster. Nothing really noteworthy, except for the moment where Tony selled the opponent's attack, which passed a meter away from him, and pretty good leg drop. Basic match for a 3 points."

[2.0] "A nothing match. Hack Myers is not a good wrestler, but he is still better than Stetson. Boring and very basic match with no substance, luckily it was quick. The only moves with any kind of importance are the leg drop on the ring apron and the finish."

[2.0] "I don't think it was as bad as the other commenters, but it certainly wasn't good. I don't know this Stetson guy, but he comes across as a backyard guy. Hack Myers is just there. He's neither memorable nor good. It was short, thankfully."

[3.0] "A really bad match. Tony Stetson is downright awful. The ECW Arena let him know it by screaming "shit" when he hits Myers. The only notable thing is the leg drop on the apron just before the finish. Boring as hell."

[2.0] "A bad match between two bad wrestlers that dragged on to an interminable 5 minutes. It wasn't even interesting as a brawl, what with the amount of badly sold fake strikes. Only the bottom rope legdrop pre-finisher stands out in any way."