| 1 | 05.08.2021 | Ma Stump Puller | 2.0 | Satake is playing a dumb comedy character here, which is weird considering how well he's considered as a legitimate fighter (you don't dominate in kickboxing and karate for years for no reason) but hey, this event was a fucking mess of MMA and wrestling so it's best not to look that deep at it. Abdullah is old by this point and Satake has next to zero wrestling experience, so it goes like you'd expect. Abdullah bleeds, Satake hits terrible looking strikes and dominates the bout for the majority before Abdullah floors him with a single throat chop that he flops for like he just got stung by a taser and finishes the bout with a elbow. Abdullah pays tribute to the Original Shiek who died yesterday and says Bob Sapp is his son. In conclusion: please don't watch this match if you value your time and decency. Thank you. |
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