Brian Adams & Mike Miller vs. Jumbo Tsuruta & Yoshiaki Yatsu

[4.0] "Man, this is a total nothing burger. The gaijin team here are pretty weak. Brian Adams gross, he looks so stupid not breaking up the pin at the end. That guy is the WORSTTT. Not even Jumbo can make that fella look good."

[5.0] "A very basic generic tag match with virtually nothing happening of any note. Slow match they stuck to the mat for virtually the entire match. The Gaijin team offered virtually nothing and Tsuruta and Yatsu almost having a night off. Completely forgettable match which should not have been a semi main."

[5.0] "Weirdly the Olympians enter to "Chinese Kung Fu", which Jumbo hadn't used since 1979. That's probably the most notable thing about this start-of-the-year tag. Yup, that's the future Crush they're working against. And no, he's not very good here. This is obviously meant to give him seasoning. Miller isn't much to write home about either. However, the Olympians are here to play to an appreciative Korakuen crowd, and they do so well enough. **1/2"