[8.0] "[7.6] Extremely entertaining match, but one that can be summarized in the sentence 'no thoughts, head empty, only flippy doos and flippy dahs.' Also famous as the match where Teddy Hart just had to get his shit in and did several dives after the bell, several of which were onto his coworkers who were not aware he would do this, and then proceeded to puke all over the ring because he did like five backflips basically back to back immediately after a match and nearly got his ass beat by Samoa Joe backstage, who then had to wrestle in it. Unfortunate for him, match still really good, the fact it's a such a huge spotfest kind of makes it hard to analyze in any deep sense, just trust me it's good."
[8.0] "This is one of the stupidest no thoughts head empty wrestling match of all time, and I loved it. This was just incredibly entertaining. Jack Evans is the most quirked up white boy of all time and he is absolutely the highlight of this match. The S.A.T's and the Backseat Boys also kicked some ass. The Carnage Crew and Special K were there, they could a better job catching everybody. Fuckin Ridiculous ****"
[8.0] "Words can not describe this match properly. It was absolutely mental, one of the craziest matches ROH has done in their history so far. It's the biggest and best scramble of all. I mean, just the mere concept of a steel cage with platforms on the topes so the wrestlers can dive off them is crazy enough. But then you have to add people like Jack Evans or Teddy Hart that did some awesome things on that platforms. I can undestand that some people don't enjoy this match, cause it has no sense and it's just a big spotfest. But I couldn't take my eyes of this, I was astonished by some of the moves, for example the hurricanrana off the platforms into the ring. Also they did some great double moves, specially at the start with the Carnage Crew cleaning house. In the end of this madness, the Backseat Boyz take the win with the T-Gimmick, stealing the victory from the Carnage Crew. Everybody in this match looked awesome. The Carnage Crew are great in this kind of matches were they can brawl with anyone anywhere and can show some of their double moves. Special K did some crazy spots, Hydro is great. Jack Evans looked amazing in his debut with his crazy high flying. Even the SAT impressed a lot with moves like the washing machine against the cage or the Spanish Fly off the platform. The Backseat Boyz also looked good with their combos."
[8.0] "You couldn't call it anything other than a mindless spotfest, but by that metric it would be hard to say that it wasn't entertaining. There were too many crazy spots to list, but Jack Evans' double moonsault off the cage to the floor remains one of the most insane high spots I've ever seen. It's not exactly a master class in wrestling that demands to be studied, but if you just want to have a fun time watching a bunch of chaos then you won't regret your time spent on this."
[7.0] "A completely absurd spotfest that makes no logical sense, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't entertained. Nearly 20 years later, the spots off the top of the cage are still impressive for how insanely risky they were. What's funny is that these guys spent 14 minutes doing dangerous crazy moves, but then the match ends with the tamest move possible: a T-Gimmick from the Backseat Boyz. Like I said, the match lacks sound logic and there's so much stuff you could pick apart (like one of the Carnage Crew guys stealing Low Ki's finisher for no reason), but it's enjoyable if you turn your brain off. Unfortunately, the infamous Teddy Hart post-match antics were edited off the DVD release."
[8.0] "This match is just fucking ridiculous. It's a pretty infamous match in Ring of Honor's lore, mostly due to the post-match, but it's also EASILY the silliest & most ridiculous match they have held up to this point. And I loved it. It's pure chaos & carnage for every single passing second of it -- a full-on brawl with fists flying & wrestlers being thrown into the steel cage walls, and then there's so many absolutely RIDICULOUS, if I may repeat myself, highflying spots from the top of the cage, mostly involving dem boys Teddy Hart & especially Jack Evans. It is 100% worth a watch, even if there's a good chance that you would hate it, because it's such a ridiculous (word of the day) kind-of-shitty spectacle. I wouldn't call it a full-on "it's so bad, it's good" kind of deal, because it really rules in a good way for most of it, but some of the absolutely nutty flying spots sure work with that saying. Madness."