Brian Lee & Slash vs. Cassidy O'Reilly & Chase Stevens

[4.0] "I suppose the work here was ok but the crowd didn't care about this at all. Seems like everything Disco touches was trash, imagine that"

[4.0] "This match just didn't really work. It was basically secondary to the announcers talking about S.E.X and the Vince Russo interview to the point where they missed like 60% of what was happening. There was a sequence where Cassidy pulled something out of his trunks and hit Brian Lee that the announcers didn't even acknowledge about 10 seconds after Lee kicked out. Awkward spots like the Hot Shots doing a dropkick while the other guy was holding doesn't make sense if you're not wiping the other guy out. At one point, Slash was getting pinned by Stevens and Lee just slowly walked past it without breaking it up to get to Cassidy. On the plus side, New Church had a banger of a theme song, but it seems like the crowd cheers them more before and after their matches, which says a lot."

[5.0] "The best thing Sonny Siaki ever did was get Disco and Mike Sanders to leave this match to go to the backstage area. I guess the moves are all good during this one, but no one cared about any of these guys before or after this match. Dull. Underfaker gets the win."

[5.0] "This was a fine match, but it didn't really flow as well as either team's matches with America's Most Wanted. The need to get away from Russo's trend of having cheating that doesn't amount to anything. Neither the dick punch or the chain shot had the slightest effect on the match. It would be better if they don't force the ref to look like an idiot by "missing" it."

[5.0] "A nice match from the New Church, they are a solid tag team. The Hot Shots looked fine, I think they deserve better than to be a jobbers, but well, it seems they are out of SEX. The Disciples of the New Church win with a Dropkick on a Domesdat Device position."

[5.0] "I literally didn? t know who the Hot Shots were when they came out. They? re just painfully generic. We ignore the early part of the match as Sonny Siaki shows up and has some kind of conversation with Disco Inferno and Mike Sanders. Don? t know if I mentioned this or not recently, but Slash and Lee are actually a pretty solid team. The New Church does a dropkick Doomsday Device to win a passably fine match."