[6.0] "Chaotic but fine trios match here. Jazz and Kash look good in the early going, before fighting Simon and his henchmen to the back, never to return. Nova with a nice showing against Roadkill and Doring solo until an injured Chetti came out to... join the match, I suppose? Not sure how that works but it's ECW so we just roll with it. It's undoubtedly messy but if you can tolerate that, there is some fun stuff in here. Popped for the referee being forced to do a tope to finish the dive train."
[2.0] "So, a six person tag match with probably 6 more getting involved at some point... You'd have though one of the interlopers could have swapped with the guy wrestling with a broken jaw. It was impossible to follow, with what little wrestling there was overshadowed by the general nonsense."
[0.0] "Good God this match is a mess, just so boring and lifeless and all around unentertaining to me, also Chris Chetti randomly shows up in the middle and I just gave up at that point."
[6.0] "People coming and going, referees doing dives, hot valets getting 69'ed... Oh and a little wrestling in between. To me it worked as entertainment, but don't expect to make sense out of it."
[5.0] "Bit of a mess. At one point a new wrestler just comes in and is part of the match. And also the Ref does a suicide dive? They also switch corners halfway during the match and I'm not sure they meant. no story to speak of to. Elektra gets involved, as does "Dick". Roadkill and Jazz looked good, Super Nova was sloppy, rigid and Simon Diamond was a terrible mess"
