[7.0] "Frankly this was a good opener, not perfect but a fun chaotic match where everyone pulled their weight. This version of the FBI is so great, sad to think they won't be featured very much after this. They were always gonna lose to Balls and Axl but they put on a good showing."
[5.0] "Actually, not a bad match by ECW standards. The Three-Way stipulation helped cover up the chaos of everyone being in the ring at once, so it didn't bother me as much. I always enjoy watching Guido and Smothers, while Balls and Axl were over and brought some decent fire throughout the bout."
[4.0] "It was fine. FBI shenanigans and Balls and Axel violence. Doring and Roadkill do their jobs. I don't like the hey we want in this match after it started trope."
[5.0] "Stalled for insanely long when it started off as just FBI vs Doring & Roadkill, until Balls & Axl randomly decided to invite themselves to the party. After that we at last got some action, just too bad that we didn't see a lot of it, as Kevin Dunn-esque Camera cuts made following the action totally impossible. Some cool spots did manage to find themselves into the ring, but this match was just a whole lot of nothing."
[5.0] "Match was all over the shop but it was still somewhat entertaining. Double fisherman buster was an awesome moment also thought the ending double finisher was good. **.25 stars."
[4.0] "Somewhat entertaining but an absolute mess, not really helped by the stalling as they changed the match from 2 to 3 teams part way through. Got the crowd going but nothing special."
[7.0] "This was a lot of fun. At first there is a lot of action and everything has great timing and gets going. They then do a mini heat segment on Balls leading to the hot tag and ending which was also a greatly timed double move."