Kerry Morton vs. Mickie Knuckles

[3.0] "Lots of stalling in this match, though, to be fair, it's mainly pre-match with Morton trying not to get his knob chopped off. He's been suffering from an """injury""" all night in a couple of funny segments. Also, one of the commentators is being a pervert towards Mickie the whole match. Even though we're past the age of kink-shaming, focus on the match, boy. Even then, the match itself sucked for the most part. Kerry's trying his best, even with the goofy, over-the-top faces, but the whole story of the match is that Mickie Knuckles is a slut, which, believe it or not, I don't find all that funny. The only positive is that this match is mercifully quick. *1/2"