[10.0] "An excellent match showcasing the entertainment and crossover appeal of Danhausen yet again to the WWE audience, introducing a guest star in Karl Anthony Thomas in a big way that no other superstar can, harkening back to the days of WCW's inclusion of Dennis Rodman."
[0.0] "This match was absolute garbage. I'm sorry to trigger anybody reading these comments but Danhausen is absolute garbage. He's not funny at all and he's cringe. The cherry on top is that he's garbage in ring. This was supposed to be a comedy match and I didn't laugh or even just slightly chuckle once. I was cringing to death the entire time. This was the opposite of entertainment. I know some people liked the involvement of the basketball players but I honestly didn't care for that because I'm not a basketball fan. Overall pure horseshit on my screen. For now on I'm gonna use any Danhausen match or segment as a bathroom or food break because he's unbearable to watch."
[2.0] "i like gag matches sometimes but this was mostly unbearable to watch. I liked the KAT part of it because it was a clever joke but everything else was terrible to watch."
[3.0] "I did not care for this in the slightest to be completely honest. I enjoyed the Danhausen & Minihausen vs The Miz & Kit Wilson match at Backlash, but this really didn't do it for me. JD and Dominik look incredibly week being beat up by an NBA player, and the clone thing isn't my favorite. I liked the Mini Danhausens teaming up on Dom and JD, but that's just about it. *.75"
[3.0] "An awful comedy-driven match that completely wasted JD McDonagh's in-ring ability. The cloning-machines storyline was painfully unfunny, the wrestling itself offered very little, and having two wrestlers humiliated by an NBA player made the finish even worse. Danhausen may sell merchandise, but this entire angle feels embarrassing and impossible to take seriously."
[5.0] "I don't know if this can be called a good match, but I'm a goofball that likes Danhausen so yeah, of course I've laughed here, the ending was hilarious with Karl Anthony Towns appearing and beating JD and Dominik, he's huge, and the fact he was cloned after a cat is fun. The rest of the match was a rollercoaster and some things were definitely not good... JD had a very long control segment, with Danhausen looking like he can't wrestle at all, but the he eventually performed a comeback and also had the help of the midgets during the match. This one flirted with the disaster, but the finish was awesome and make up for the other stuff - {**1/4}"
[7.0] "Danhausen vs. JD McDonagh was an entertaining No Disqualification Match that focused more on comedy and spectacle than serious in-ring competition. JD carried much of the traditional wrestling structure. His aggressive offense, Dominik Mysterio's interference, and repeated attempts to humiliate Danhausen gave the match a clear heel-versus-underdog dynamic. Danhausen's comeback was simple but effective because the Madison Square Garden crowd was fully invested in him. The match became increasingly absurd when the Minihausens appeared, followed by Karl-Anthony Towns emerging from Danhausen's "clone machine." Towns chokeslamming both JD and Dominik produced an enormous reaction and created the most memorable moment of the match. Danhausen then capitalized with the Danhausen Death Drop to secure the victory. The interference-heavy finish meant Danhausen did not defeat JD through his own ability alone. However, that was acceptable within this particular match because the entire rivalry had been built around curses, comedy, and outside involvement. JD also remained somewhat protected after taking significant punishment from a celebrity before the finish. The main weakness was the actual wrestling quality. Several sequences looked basic, and the extended comedy section disrupted the match's flow. Anyone expecting a violent or technically strong No Disqualification Match would probably be disappointed. Overall, this was not great wrestling, but it was successful sports entertainment. The crowd loved the chaos, JD played his role well, and Danhausen received a memorable victory perfectly suited to his character. Rating: 7/10"
"I have enough room in my heart to enjoy serious athletic exhibitions and comic relief like this. Pure spectacle, but at least they are trying something different."
[4.0] "For No DQ it wasn't good enough. That was like a handicap match before mini Hausens showed up. Cathausen cloned to KAT and that is genius thing. But I expected something more funny in that match."
[6.0] "I think the match felt just a little too long for what it was going for, but it's a decent time if you just accept you're going in for a match entirely dedicated to pure bollocks. Earns a star entirely off of KAT's demon choke slams."
[4.0] "A fun Danhausen match, but unlike something like Danhausen and Minihausen Vs The Miz and Kit Wilson at Backlash, this one lacked the inring quality. KAT has an amazing chokeslam though i have to admit, i really hope this is building to a match between Danhausen and Dom at SummerSlam. 4"
[2.0] "I guess this is what Danhausen wanted, poorly performed comedy matches. That's exactly what he was doing before and everyone realized it's better to keep him as a sideshow act. Being Punk's Brutus Beefcake is working out well for him financially though so good for him."
[5.0] "If you're expecting a workrate classic from Donavan Danhausen, then you're going to end up disappointed. But as a comedy match? Like the Backlash match, it actually wasn't bad. That said, my criticisms of the Backlash match, including with regards to overegging the pudding, still apply to some extent here."
[5.0] "As a match, this was weak: However, Danhausen is here for the comedy and spectacle more than anything. I thought it was fun, didn't see the NBA player as. A possibility, and I know nothing about basketball, but I would imagine seeing this as a New Yorker, would be pretty exciting. I do hope they are able to improve with blending comedy with good wrestling in the future (I actually think Danhausen's Backlash match is exactly the right mix). I hope this leads to a SummerSlam match with Danhausen and Dom."
[3.0] "I don't even fucking know at this point man. This just isn't the sort of wrestling that i like and i don't see how anyone finds this shit at all funny. Like JD is being so massively wasted he's such a good wrestler and he's stuck in a storyline with a cloning machine that ends with him getting chock slammed by a fucking NBA for god sake. The match without the comedy was also pretty fucking crap for me as well. i just don't see how TKO/WWE think this is a good idea like i get Danhausen shifts lots of merch but it is still so bad. The finish with them bitching out two wrestlers to an NBA player was just ass man i can't be asked. (*1/2)"
[3.0] "Danhausen is a ridiculous character, which is why everyone likes him, I guess. When the midgets started getting involved, this jumped the shark. Then the New York KNicks guy came out and beat up two professional wrestlers in the ring and gave Danhausen the victory. Just stupid, but entertaining."
[2.0] "This was terrible. The first half of the match was okay... Danhausen just isn't very good in the ring. Nothing he does is believable... JD on the other hand is a star yet WWE holds him down because of his size likely. He is among the best WWE has in the ring. Then the 2nd half of the match happened. I'm only going to say this... If celebrities and midgets is the direction WWE is going to go... cool... but you're effectively admitting wrestling isn't the most important part of a wrestling show. We've known that for a long time with WWE but this kind of stuff is coming out and telling you... The 2 points are for JD... he worked hard only for HHH to bury The Judgement Day with a clown and a pro basketball player."
[1.0] "OK, this wasn't as bad as I thought, but this was still bad. The wrestling between JD and Danhausen was actually pretty decent. However, when the bullshit started happening, that's when it started to became the match I expected to see throughout the whole fucking thing. The little Danhausen's, the cloning machine, and that Knicks player showing up. This also didn't even feel like a No DQ match, like at all. Just a massive waste of time. JD deserved better than this crap. I don't hate Danhausen, I think he's funny, but lately, some stuff he's done have been annoying and just extremely unfunny."
[7.0] "Personally, I always love some Danhausen shenanigans, and this fell into that column. I can understand why some folks didn't like this because it is a top tier professional wrestler losing as in McDonagh losing to a comedy gimmick. But this was for the fans and for New york."
[7.0] "OK if this kind of match isn't for you then I get it. But I love this kind of stuff so I thought it was great. Everyone played their roles well and Karl Anthony Towns fully understoof the assignment and delivered well."
[4.0] "Is this my favorite type of wrestling ? Not at all. But I can see why it is here. They for the home crowd involved with there sports team that just got a there selves a world title a month ago. The match itself is not good. At all. But there is a place for this. (**1/4)"
[8.0] "Completely disagree with the consensus here, which I think is motivated largely (if not entirely) by people not enjoying "comedy" matches. Personally I do, if they're done well, and I thought this was executed perfectly. KAT did his job very well (for the most part) and the Minihausens stuff was great."
[5.0] "This type of comedy match wasn't really a match designed for a fan like myself, but i'm not going to rate it too harshly, there were some fun spots, but overall, wasn't too moved by this."
"Danhausen countered a move and went for a pin and surprised Cole said, "What a competitive matchup! " Guess what he did not say about the women's tag championship match earlier. lol"
[1.0] "This is not for me. I'm not gonna shit on anyone that did enjoy this, but there was nothing here for me. I don't follow sports and didn't care. I don't need to see Danhausan in the ring, keep him backstage to sell merch for the kids."
[1.0] "I think the fact that the match was terrible speaks for itself; beyond the lack of technical skill, it wasn't even funny, and the basketball player stunt should really be limited to live events. In-ring quality: 0.25/5. Stakes: 0.5/2. Justification: 1/1. Card placement: 1/1. Suspense: 0.5/1. Bonus/penalty: unworthy of a wrestling match -1.75. Total: 1.5/10. Match watched the WWE YouTube channel."
[2.0] "This wasn't my cup of tea. I thought this match could've been better off on a RAW Episode than a special event. I get Danhausen was a big part of the Knicks championship win, but this match wasn't good. The great part was seeing Karl Anthony Towns, and also seeing how JD McDonagh in this spot shined, as he dominated and was doing some great things, but I wasn't a fan of this match whatsoever."
[2.0] "I'm tired of Danhausen matches. He's a fun character when he's in backstage segments, keep him there. There was no reason for this match to go over 11 minutes. Most of it was JD and Dom beating up Danhausen while getting heat with the crowd by mistreating the Knicks jersey because they're in NYC. Truly riveting stuff. Then out come the midgets, that's really played out. Danhausen goes up on stage and puts a cat in his cloning box, and if you're even vaguely familiar with the NBA it should have been no surprise at all when out comes Knicks player Karl-Anthony Towns, i.e. KAT. To his credit, he hit some good looking chokeslams that Dom and JD made sure to go up high for. Danhausen wins. This was harmless, but it was also bad. 2/10"
[1.0] "JD tries his best and even Dominik does but this eventually turned into the worst of what WWE has to offer with the corniest and childish "entertainment" known to man. This is the same business guys like Mick Foley and Ric Flair put decades into only for this to be the result."
[5.0] "**1/4. A stuffed cat goes into the cloning machine midway through the match and Karl Anthony Towns of the Knicks comes out. Absolute cinema. Match kind of sucked though."
[4.0] "This match would have been awfully boring had it not been for JDs offense and selling. The action was good because of him. The ending sequence with the celebrity basketball player was not for me, but it was well executed. I also don't like how every judgment day match has interferences. Again this match was only half watchable because of JD's performance."
[0.0] "I don't have to be polite about this and I'm not going to be. This is the limits of Danhausen. I know that he's popular with certain people, and apparently he sells loads of merch, but I HATED this. It's not funny, it's not clever and to call it juvenile would be doing this 'match' fare too great a service. In the 80's doesn't feel out of place and probably gets a pass with some. Not now and not with me. Give me a proper match. Not alleged celebrities and American sports performers doing badly produced comedy matches."
[5.0] "This spent way too long being an actual 1 on 1 match with little bollocks happening, and that just wasn't really particularly well done. Once the bollocks started, it got quite fun. Not a huge fan of a basketball guy bodying both JD and recent IC Champ, current AAA Mega Champ Dominik Mysterio."
[3.0] "Just as I'm about to come to terms with Danhausen's presence--since the match does have some entertainment value from a purely athletic standpoint--the Minihausens enter the fray, and a halfway decent match devolves into a slapstick show. When even CAT pops out of the cloning box, it gets so silly it's straight out of a Mel Brooks movie. I'll give the first half of the match a five, and the rest just one point. That makes three, right?"
[6.0] "Good wrestling match? No. Was I expecting a good wrestling match? also no. I went into this expecting to be Sports Entertained & I was. I am a Knicks fan so enjoyed seeing KAT being the payoff to the clone & cat in cage setup."
[6.0] "Just a crowd pleasing sideshow at The Big Apple. I guess being an NBA fan helps in that case, which is why I find myself amused by the silliness of it all. Dom and JD disrespecting the Knicks jersey at MSG is the easiest heat one can get, and it works. The Minihausens coming in is whatever, but Karl-Anthony Towns coming to the rescue is awesome! The man delivers two picture-perfect Chokeslam and gets Danhausen the dub. ***1/4"
[7.0] "Not a match for everybody but I will say Danhausen matches in WWE are not technical masterpieces but they are entertaining. JD and Danhausen had good chemistry and thought the in ring action was solid. Forgot it was a No DQ match for the first half. Fun antics with the minihausens and KAT's involvement (kind of thought this would be Takahashi's debut). Overall I was entertained as was the live crowd which was the point of the match"
[5.0] "About what I expected. I don't mind goofy wrestling so I'm not super upset but I would have liked a few more weapons in this No DQ match. JD sold his ass off as always and as an NBA fan, I was actually looking forward to see KAT here and I thought his chokeslams looked really good"
[2.0] "Danhausen/JD... A viral moment. A rubbish match with a stipulation that was only half-respected. There's only one weapon in the ring. The basketball player's entrance... a viral moment. The result is an outrage. Seeing a wrestler like JD get beaten by the WWE's cash cow is awful. I'm not giving it a zero because there were a few nice moves."
[3.0] "If you like Danhausen, you'll probably like this match. For most hardcore wrestling fans, especially in this environment, you'll not get much enjoyment out of this. Just what you were expecting and then the celebrity spot. Those chokeslams did look good tho, even if I don't think your AAA World Champion should have looked like a geek"
[3.0] "1.5/5. This was straight up bullshit that I live for. It was clearly just to get Danhausen on the card in New York City, so I can't hate too much. Also, Danhausen getting zero pop in the Garden after everything he's done for the Knicks? We gotta put an end to NYC bro. DID JD JUST RIP DANHAUSEN'S JERSEY? OH JD YOU AINT SAFE IN NEW YORK ANYMORE BRO GET OUT! Loved seeing KAT here, but yeah, this was a silly comedy match."
[5.0] "Pretty much a run-of-the-mill comedy match, but it certainly got the crowd going. Some fun heel work from the Judgement Day, some Minihausen appearances, nothing crazy, but decent enough to get a chuckle or two. Karl Anthony-Towns has a pretty gnarly chokeslam."
[5.0] "A fun match, but strangely, nothing more than that. I'm someone who knows absolutely nothing about basketball, so the final plot twist had no impact on me whatsoever. But I'm also clearly not the WWE audience they're relying on for this kind of story, so I won't criticize them for that (**1/2)."
[6.0] "I had a good time with this match actually. The pre-antics action wasn't offensive and the mini hausens were a fun touch. The reveal got a big pop and I thought he did really good for a celeb. They got really high for the chokeclams. uh yada yada 250 charecters"
[3.0] "Que luta triste. Diferente do BackLash vS Miz e Kit Wilson, que foi divertida; essa daqui não teve nada de graça, nem na comédia e nem no ringue. Totalmente perda de tempo. Jogaram 11 minutos de um saturday night main event pra uma porcaria dessa e pra fazer graça pra um jogador de basquete."
[3.0] "3/10 well, I didn't like it as much as Backlash, but the action in the ring at the beginning gave some good things and for that I don't have anything against this probably basketball player, but well, it took time, they could have put a match for the women's IC title there, or some men's one, but we know how it is"