GG Jacobs vs. Jimmy Lyon vs. Mad Man Pondo vs. Peter B. Beautiful

[1.0] "Jacobs & Peter make out early on in this & Pondo delivers a hilariously bad suplex onto a picnic table on Jacobs. Pondo goes through a light tube door not long before trying to smash a glass pane over Peter with a prosthetic leg. That doesn't work so he uses a hammer instead, the glass looks like it does absolutely fuck all to Peter. Awesome. A barefooted Lyon gets dropped feet first onto a barbed wire door before Pondo works at his foot with a knife. Somehow, this match gets 'this is awesome' chants around this time - those chants are met by Pondo sticking a saw blade on a stick up Lyon's ass. Peter slams Jacobs onto a knife board though the pin is broken up by Pondo incredibly gently 'hitting' Peter in the head with the corner of the stop sign? When the fuck has anyone ever used the corner of a stop sign in a wrestling match? This masterpiece comes to an end when Pondo smashes a cinder block into Peter's head with a sledgehammer (need I remind you these guys are probably barely earning enough to cover their travel) before getting 'shoved' out of the ring by Lyon who steals the win. Pondo proclaims this match is 'the shit' post match and tries to put all his opponents over. Peter gets a 'Pondo' chant going before Pondo's back on the mic. He puts over Ruby Flyer (the promoter), puts over FLDC and after a few more chants, this one's over. Kind of lost for words, I'll be real with you. I was certainly amused. Wrestling truly is an art form, isn't it? 3/4*."