[3.0] "I literally said "Oh no, " aloud as this segment began, because Johnny Swinger is still in a hula girl outfit jiggling his tits. Why god, why? Who could've possibly thought that this was entertaining? (Fire Russo.) Disco Inferno proceeded to have the most generic match in the history of lower-mid-card matches against David Young, which could've been replaced by anything. Literally anything. Film a potato sitting in the middle of the ring for ten minutes, it would be just as exciting. Young won, which ostensibly means that Disco is dead. In the name of all that is sacred, let this be the end of Disco Inferno's wrestling career, because I never want to see him ever again."